Bring On The Corporate Jesters

Bring On The Corporate Jesters
In medieval times, institutions of importance had Jesters. Professional clowns, except not rapey. Oppressed gay men fighting being burnt at the Holy Cross for their transgressions or simply sociopathic commonfolk who were spurned from the stew pot for attempting to infiltrate the aristocracy and also because they were just fucking annoying. There were probably also a ...

What The Confederate Flag Really Means Now

What The Confederate Flag Really Means Now
There are two sides to the debate over what the Confederate flag symbolizes. Republican types say it stands for pickup trucks, drinking beer in the sun, and boiled peanuts. This is clearly not the case and the early adopters of the Confederacy would have been appalled by your homoerotic tight jeaned country singers. The other side says ...

Can Kevin Hart Save The Oscars By Being Black?

Can Kevin Hart Save The Oscars By Being Black?
Most self respecting humans see the Oscars as a masturbatory snooze fest that is a once a year annoyance dedicated to celebrating films solely based on the themes of AIDS and Alzheimer’s. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is a group of people as superbly lame and pretentious as that monicker would suggest. What ...

The Rose McGowans Are Bad For Feminism

The Rose McGowans Are Bad For Feminism
It’s sometimes difficult to distinguish legitimate feminists from self congratulatory idiots who parrot study session talk from their 1o1 Women’s Studies classes. Are you genuinely concerned about injustice or are you simply underemployed and generally frustrated? While there are still legitimate concerns in the realm of feminism, the discourse is increasingly dominated by blathering fools who ...

An Open Letter To Bros About Watching Sports

An Open Letter To Bros About Watching Sports
  My Fellow Bros, It’s time to stop taking sports so seriously. Sports are supposed to be a diversion. Entertainment. Supplementary. They shouldn’t occupy the majority of your knowledge, passion, and interest in life. A true bro should be well versed in the fields of cinema, literature, science, politics, fitness, and leisure activities such as sporting events and gaming. ...

Jenner/Dolezal Comparisons Pass The Smell Test

Jenner/Dolezal Comparisons Pass The Smell Test
After Rachel Dolezal resigned as chairperson of Spokane’s NAACP chapter, a job roughly equivalent to that of the head of the Harlem’s division of the North American Country Line Dancing Association, it spurned many conversations about race and gender identity. The consensus I got was that gender and race are both a “Construct” meaning they’re just labels placed on ...

Are Republicans Taking Advantage of Insane Liberals?

Are Republicans Taking Advantage of Insane Liberals?
I hate to admit it, but sometimes conservatives are right. I don’t confound the term conservative with Republican, because actual conservatives don’t lobby against gay marriage or condone the NSA’s spying or prop up banks that are too big to fail because they are too busy skinning a deer to care about the stupid PC terminology they taught you in ...

The Duggars Are Awful People, But Point The Finger At TLC

The Duggars Are Awful People, But Point The Finger At TLC
19 Kids and Counting will become the second of TLC’s shows to be cancelled because the southern minstrel spectacle it exploited turned out to be a pathetic cycle of ignorance. There’s a seedy underbelly to the backwoods fools you’re chuckling at. Amid revelations that the Duggar family knew and concealed the fact that their anti-gay crusading son ...

Dr. Drew’s Hypocrisy Dangerously Douchey

Dr. Drew's Hypocrisy Dangerously Douchey
Dr. Drew’s resting pious face and the way he portrays what appears to be soul crushing empathy while listening to Natalie Holloway gossip has been growing tired for some time now. You get the feeling he routinely breaks down in tears on his drive home about the fate of Amanda Bynes. I’m not sure how much of this is feigned ...

Caitlyn Jenner Proves Your Soul Has A Price

Caitlyn Jenner Proves Your Soul Has A Price
The reaction surrounding Bruce Jenner’s public becoming of Caitlyn Jenner on the cover of Vanity Fair was met with the cries associated with the hailing of a new Saint. The conventional narrative was that Jenner had ‘found her authentic self’ as the superbly well adjusted Demi Moore stated, as a typical example: Thank you @Caitlyn_Jenner for sharing the gift ...