I went to read an article and THIS happened!!!

Nothing happened. I’m really tired of this shit. I hate this new phenomenon. It’s not especially pressing, but it is an annoying thing that has become ubiquitous and slightly degrades our quality of life. I’m referring to these bating spam type of trivial filler bullshit drivel that seems to be dominating the Huff Po. This ...

The L.A. Sheriff’s Department Killed John Winkler and is Lying 2

Very sad news, as John Winkler, a young guy who had recently moved to L.A., was shot by a member of the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department in his building in West Hollywood. At this time it is unclear whether all or just one of the officers involved is lying about what actually happened. By all ...

Why I am Apparently Racist 65

I didn’t know I was. I’ve never really harbored any racist views, but maybe I am not impartial to myself. I had no idea that I’ve been walking around as a racist for years now until I was informed by Shelby Fero¬†who fancies herself a real hero of the disenfranchised huddling masses yearning to breathe ...

Why The Subway Sandwich Company Thinks Their Customers Are Stupid (And Are Probably Correct.) 1

Why The Subway Sandwich Company Thinks Their Customers Are Stupid (And Are Probably Correct.)
I’m not counting airports and truck stops, but if you live in an urban area and frequent Subway, you might be retarded. There is a family owned restaurant within a square mile that will give you a sandwich three times as good for one (1) additional dollar. That additional dollar comes into play despite the ...

Why I am Extorting an Independent Pizza Restaurant 10

Why I am Extorting an Independent Pizza Restaurant
Why? Because I need to. And I am not extorting money. I am extorting pizza. Which, after checking with my lawyer, is perfectly legal. Here’s the deal, the other day, I bought a large pizza, which, in Los Angeles, runs you about thirty bucks. I picked it up, and this is what I got: Do ...

Why I Was Not Shocked when Adam Richmond was Charged with Sexual Assault 38

Why I Was Not Shocked when Adam Richmond was Charged with Sexual Assault
I’m not trying to slander anyone here, and yet… In the L.A. comedy scene, everyone is aware of who one another is, whether or not you pretend otherwise. I had said hello to Richmond a few times, but the first time we actually talked was at the Improv in Irvine, CA, when we were on ...

When Bullying is Totally Appropriate 2

I recently saw a segment on CNN which featured an extremely poignant and hard-hitting investigative piece about a nine year old kid who wears a My Little Pony backpack to school and is bullied because of it. Obviously. How could you expect to wear a My Little Pony backpack to school and not be made ...

The War Against the Middle Class as Evidenced by KFC

There seems to be a big debate going on right now about whether the orchestrated demise of the middle class is a real thing or not, between people who read facts and people who don’t. The major banks which hold the majority of Americans’ declining savings have found a way to make taxpayers fiance their ...

False Advertising for Dummies 2

False Advertising for Dummies
I saw this sign yesterday: It is advertising that you can Lose 20 pounds for 7 dollars. That sounded like a great deal! So I called the number and to my surprise, the brilliant ad-man who answered the phone was blatantly lying about the intentions of the sign! I must admit that I was a ...

Why Arnold Schwartsennegger Should be Ignored.

First of all, I am tired of trying to spell his name. If he doesn’t have enough respect to learn English, I am not going to show him the respect of Googling his name to spell it correctly. Aside from being a pawn of the Republican party’s agenda to bankrupt America, which I’ll get into ...