My Run In With Suge Knight

Just keep your head down, I kept telling myself… The meta irony that Suge Knight is awaiting trial for the murder of a guy who he killed on the set of Straight Outta Compton, a movie in which he is a central character and of which the script features him threatening to murder several people, is ...

Gay Couple’s Surrogate Baby Kidnapping Is A Head Scratcher

Gay Couple's Surrogate Baby Kidnapping Is A Head Scratcher
Manuel Santos and Gordon “Bud” Lake are a gay couple from the United States who paid a surrogate service in Thailand $15,000 to have a donor egg and Santos’ sperm implanted into an impoverished Thai woman, and now she won’t give the baby to them. Even though she signed a contract. Santos and Lake have another baby they had ...

LAPD Targets Straight Outta Compton, Proves They Are Racist

LAPD Targets Straight Outta Compton, Proves They Are Racist
The LAPD, as well as the Los Angeles County Sheriffs Department, have upped their presence around movie theaters in black neighborhoods as a result of the release of Straight Outta Compton, although they remain conspicuously absent in Russian neighborhoods where the new James Bond is showing. The LAPD is too cynically mired in overt racist profiling tactics ...

Is Feminism Inherently Stupid?

Is Feminism Inherently Stupid?
It seems most feminist theory is based on the idea that men are, to quote George Carlin, “vain brutal greedy assholes who have just about ruined this planet.” Which is true. So, one school of feminism says why can’t women also ruin the planet in the name of equality? Well, fuck you too. The other ...

Are Trophy Hunters Really Into Conservation?

Are Trophy Hunters Really Into Conservation?
After bloodthirsty Minnesota dentist Walter Palmer killed real life Disney character Cecil the Lion, more conversations began to pop up about why Cecil had been chosen as his latest, most high profile victim. In most every country in Africa, including Zimbabwe where Cecil was offed, there are laws regarding sport hunting not much different than here in ...

Good Times at Davey Wayne’s Openly Discriminates

Good Times at Davey Wayne's Openly Discriminates
I went to this cluttered hole in the wall stale upholstered hipster bar called Good Times at Davey Wayne’s for my friend’s birthday yesterday, it was a muggy 85 degrees and I was wearing shorts like any normal person male or female. As I went to enter I was told by the douchebag doorman who ...

Stephanie Guthrie is an Obvious Cunt

Stephanie Guthrie is an Obvious Cunt
Stephanie Guthrie is a cunt. That probably sounds sexist but don’t be hypocritical. Donald Trump is a dick. This woman is a cunt. They’re both pejorative terms referencing these robots supposed genitals. If the neo feminist cause is indeed striving for equality, as they claim, then they should fully embrace being called cunts because dudes have ...

Let’s Arm Our Cities Against Ourselves

Let's Arm Our Cities Against Ourselves
San Francisco is debuting a new UV coated paint that repels liquid in an attempt to get people to stop pissing on walls in the city. Apparently if you piss on a wall coated with this German engineered paint your piss will bounce off at a high rate of speed and you’ll get drenched in your ...

Stephanie Guthrie And The Age Of Feminist Entitlement 3

Stephanie Guthrie And The Age Of Feminist Entitlement
A court case in Canada is shedding light onto just how entitled and unreasonable certain members of the feminist movement have become. The term feminist, if these lunatics have their way, will come to be associated with the humorless draconian ideologues who dominate the Twittersphere and not with reasonable people seeking progress. These extremists are ...

Is Ann Coulter Denying Being A Dude? 2

Is Ann Coulter Denying Being A Dude?
Professional troll, race baiter, historical revisionist and winking bigot Ann Coulter recently came out and said he would “Sue every website or commentator that suggests I’m transgender.” This came as a shock to me. Of course Ann Coulter isn’t transgender. He’s a dude. The term transgender suggests Coulter ever had a vagina. Are you calling us morons here? ...