Clinton Campaign Admits Controlling The Media

Clinton Campaign Admits Controlling The Media
* I am rarely wrong, but when I am I will admit it. I wrote this after reading an article on the Daily Mail which cited its source as the Drudge Report. I know the Daily Mail is dogshit, and although I had heard of the Drudge Report I had no opinion of it either ...

Why Feminists Ignored Being Forced To Sign Up For The Draft

Why Feminists Ignored Being Forced To Sign Up For The Draft
It’s official, starting in two years all women 18 years of age must register for Selective Services, meaning they can legally be forced to go spread Agent Orange and kill villages full of babies overseas or be sentenced to prison. There wasn’t any measurable response from the feminist movement. Mostly because it’s understood that the US ...

Can We Just Admit Twitter Sucks And Move On?

Can We Just Admit Twitter Sucks And Move On?
Now that the novelty has worn off and its role in society is clearly defined as useless can we acknowledge that Twitter is a trash heap of wasted time populated exclusively by 1) self promoters 2) often psychotic idiots arguing with each other and 3) people sharing banal anecdotes about their uneventful lives. A few statistics ...

Donald Trump Is The Ultimate Republican

Donald Trump Is The Ultimate Republican
He’s a racist and bigot and embodies entitlement. He demonizes the term Socialism while directly benefiting from it in his business dealings. He has a mail order bride and exhibits outwardly homosexual traits while disavowing the gay community. Sound familiar? Donald Trump is the Republican nominee because Donald Trump is the ultimate Republican. There was no ...

Harambe Was Not Your Boyfriend

Harambe Was Not Your Boyfriend
I’ve seen this photo plastered all over social media intimating the slaying of the noble giant Harambe. It reminds me of that super creepy Burt Reynolds pic where he’s laying naked on the bear rug. Who’s this gorilla playing third base for, I’m confused. Harambe didn’t pose for this photo, he was thinking about raping whoever took ...

Talking About Gender Pay Gap Equals Privilege

Talking About Gender Pay Gap Equals Privilege
If women want to earn as much money as men then people are going to stop having sex and reproducing. This seems to be the trend and perhaps exactly what the upper middle class pant suit crowd has in mind. Women don’t earn 77 cents on the dollar, as Obama claims. Obama is much smarter than ...

Trump’s Wife and the Harsh Truth

Trump's Wife and the Harsh Truth
“He’s not Hitler. He wants to help America… Even with the Muslims, it’s temporary.” – Melania Trump interviewed in DuJour magazine. Most models aren’t very bright. It’s because they don’t have to be. Melania Trump has a comfortable life. It’s tied directly to her willingness to suffer through having sex with Donald Trump, which if you really ...

Barry Bonds N Bomb Situation Raises So Many Questions 2

Barry Bonds N Bomb Situation Raises So Many Questions
This Barry Bonds Brentwood prep school N-bomb development is a veritable cornucopia of convoluted conflict, intertangling privilege and race and standing them all on their heads and lashing them with the whip of irony. For those unaware, Barry Bonds’ daughter attends a $27,000 a year prep school in Brentwood. Video recently surfaced of a bunch of ...

The Teams God Actually Roots For

The Teams God Actually Roots For
God doesn’t favor one team over the other as athletes often proclaim. He doesn’t care whether or not you caught the ball, he has wars to justify. Unless of course, he did care… Here are the teams God actually roots for! It seems tempting to think God would prefer underdogs but that’s not the case. The poorest people ...

Prince’s Gay Appropriation Under Discussed

Prince's Gay Appropriation Under Discussed
I always thought it was in poor taste for Prince to have voiced his opposition to same sex marriage, when it appeared clear as night he was a gay guy. This assertion led me to be chastised, as many people wanted it to be known to me that Prince was straight, incredibly straight, to the ...