How To Stop Holding In Football

How To Stop Holding In Football
Holding. There’s nothing worse when you’re watching a football game than having a touchdown called back because an offensive lineman was called for holding on the play. Of the many annoying things about football the holding call is arguably the worst, because it appears to occur on most every down, and the whistling of it ...

Matt Lauer Finally Deserving Of A Remark

Matt Lauer Finally Deserving Of A Remark
Matt Lauer. Up until a few days ago the mention of that name, for the average American, inspired an almost remarkable non-reaction. Maybe that half second feeling you get when you hold a glass under an ice dispenser. Do you need ice in your water? Sure, why not. Although, you could certainly do without it. ...

LAPD Caught Planting Evidence, Nobody Cares

While the national media is concerned about whether or not Dave Morcheck from the popular sitcom Bert Next Door made an inappropriate comment to his seventeen year old co-star as her parents looked on, real shit has been going down. Buy the way, arrest the parents first. Creepy dad with his fucking kakis. Haven’t heard ...

Dudes Have To Put Up With A Lot Of Shit Too

Dudes Have To Put Up With A Lot Of Shit Too
It def blows that you had to watch Harvey Weinstein jerk off into a potted plant, and that’s not cool at all. However, and I realize this is an unpopular opinion, if I had a choice between overhearing inappropriate jokes at my cushy studio gig or dealing with a lot of the shit I’ve had ...

Opinon: Stop Serving Lamar Odom Booze

Opinon: Stop Serving Lamar Odom Booze
After Lamar Odom was seen collapsing while out for a night of drinking at Bootsy Bellows nightclub on the Sunset Strip I had a novel idea: maybe if you own or manage a bar, don’t give Lamar Odom any alcohol. This is for the both of your benefit. First of all he could easily die ...

Hillary Clinton And Donald Trump Must Get Married

Hillary Clinton And Donald Trump Must Get Married
There has never been a stronger political divide in the history of America. You’re either firmly on the left or firmly on the right. There is no room for thought or reason anymore. Whatever you believe will be confirmed by FOX or MSNBC or Facebook or Twitter. Donald Trump is obviously corrupt. It appears his ...

Forrest Gump Had Us All Snowed 1

Forrest Gump Had Us All Snowed
Nobody wants to think about this and to my knowledge nobody has dared speak the words, but the epic and heartfelt film Forrest Gump was just an elaborate advertisement for a chain of mediocre tourist trap seafood restaurants. (A quick summary for those unfamiliar with the film: Forrest Gump is about a retarded guy who keeps ...

Weinstein is a Bad Guy, Child Rapists No Comment

Weinstein is a Bad Guy, Child Rapists No Comment
In light of the Harvey Weinstein saga, it may behoove us to recap the career of Victor Salva for some perspective. He is a man who has found steady work in Hollywood as a director. A brief history: In 1989, while on the set of his first feature length film entitled Clownhouse, Victor Silva recorded video ...

Why Is Nobody Racist Against The Russians? 1

Why Is Nobody Racist Against The Russians?
An honest question to Republicans: If there was mounting evidence that Russia interfered in a United States presidential election and conspired to discredit the Republican candidate, wouldn’t you all be talking a ton of shit about Russian Americans right now? Saying things like “Deport Them” or even being complacent with a ban Russian travel ban? ...

Celebrity Trademarks Ranked

Celebrity Trademarks Ranked
These are the rules in ranking celebrity fashion trademarks: They must be fashion or style choices that a person for whatever reason decided to really commit to, to the point that they are permanently associated with their choice. These must be aesthetic attributes and something that the person has chosen to do. For example, Carrot ...