Everyone knows that the best way to meet hot singles is to approach them in bars and ask them creepy rhetorical questions like they do in 80’s movies. If you are too dumb to think of any yourself, here are some suggestions that I wrote: 1) “Hey, you wouldn’t by chance work as a contractor ...
I’m not going to beat around the bush here – anyone who doesn’t live in L.A. or Manhattan has foundered drastically – sorry Chicago, enjoy your sausages. Since the United States will inevitably be judged solely on the trajectory of these two cities, it is important for the residents to behave in a conscientious manner. ...
This is a person I grew up with in my hometown of Fairbanks Alaska where I was born and raised. Some readers may easily find out who I’m talking about, although I have changed the individual’s name for the purposes of him not tracking me down and killing me. Since this person is so enigmatically ...
A couple days ago I stopped at Fish Grill on Beverly Blvd. This is a kosher taco stand located in a largely Hassidic Jewish neighborhood of Los Angeles – a fact that I would normally barely notice. So, I get in line – in front of me is a guy who looks to be about ...
Just a few years back, airlines had a variety of reading materials on board for your perusal. The fact that they now see the need to enact a policy of throwing into the garbage whatever Time or Sports Illustrated was left behind by the previous traveler – leaving only for your enjoyment their own attempt ...
I sometimes gawk at the idiocy of mainstream media, looking at it like the freak show it is while taking a minute to tell myself that hopefully it won’t lead our country into implosion until after I’m dead. I think the people who run CNN, FOX, and others are all well aware of our impending ...
My favorite athlete nicknames are the ones that add a little bit of pizazz when they’re first explained to you. Karl Malone was The Mailman because he delivered. John Brockman was labeled The Brockness Monster because he was rarely seen in games. With that in mind, here are some suggestions: Tony Romo – The Timid Pervert – Because he always waits until ...
I recently booked a trip on United Airlines, but due to the fact that I had to appear in court for a cell phone ticket I had to postpone my trip for a day. I called United. The standard fee to change a ticket is $200, I was informed. Really? $200? $200 is not a fee. A fee ...
Do you know what this is? You might think it’s a red dwarf, or a telescopic shot of Venus on one of rare occasions it is visible from earth. No. This is actually just this with the lights turned off. What the hell is going on here? Can someone explain to me why an electric ...