matt ralston

The Wasted Potential of Aaron Hernandez

The Wasted Potential of Aaron Hernandez
As Aaron Hernandez awaits what will surely be a lengthy prison sentence, one cannot help but think what could have been. Over the course of his 3 year NFL career Hernandez put up impressive averages of 1 murder and .33 shootings per season. Had he not become so flippant, so cocky in his effortless talent ...

Why I Hate Guys who Live in Bad Neighborhoods in L.A. 2

To be clear, I don’t hate all guys who live in sub-ideal parts of Los Angeles. I don’t hate the hard working people of Lincoln Heights, Arlington Heights, or Ladera Heights. I don’t hate the families living in Winnetka, Sun Valley, or Hawaiian Gardens, who have owned homes there for generations. Nor do I hate ...

Real Men Don’t Buy Ashton Kutcher. 3

I almost threw up in my mouth today as I was browsing the internet and noticed Ashton Kutcher’s “Real Men Don’t Buy Girls” campaign. What is this idiot talking about, I asked myself. Apparently Kutcher and his wife Demi Moore have started a foundation to address the issue of child sex slavery. The name of ...

Why Hipsters are Almost as Smart as they Think

Why Hipsters are Almost as Smart as they Think
Everyone who isn’t a hipster hates hipsters. But hipsters love themselves. Hence their self indulgent misused sense of irony when it comes to daily living, walking around with their flea-market props, having the nerve to suggest that this preoccupation with antiquated kitsch is a commitment on their part, as if we aren’t well aware that ...