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ESPN’s Cute Sexism Double Standard

ESPN's Cute Sexism Double Standard
“Every Wednesday, we celebrate the more responsible, more mature, more intelligent, and all around superior gender of our species – the women, on Women Crush Wednesdays.” That rather obnoxious statement was said on the television show and podcast Jalen and Jacoby by co-host David Jacoby. The show’s format entails Jacoby and former NBA player Jalen ...

Update, and The Funniest Thing I Have Ever Seen

Update, and The Funniest Thing I Have Ever Seen
First, an update to my loyal readers: I am currently working on a few big stories which will be published on this site in the coming weeks, so I haven’t had time to post as much recently. Once I get those out I will start posting more frequently, so you’ll want to check the site every ...

Ghetto Cowboy Was A Game Changer

Ghetto Cowboy Was A Game Changer
If you’re not familiar with the song Ghetto Cowboy, by the group Mo Thugs, which was an offshoot of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, you may as well put a shotgun to your head right now. I suppose you haven’t seen Gone With The Wind either? Because I haven’t. Ghetto Cowboy is a narrative driven rap song in which several ...

The ESPY’s Pat Tillman Award Could Be Missing The Mark 1

The ESPY's Pat Tillman Award Could Be Missing The Mark
If you’re not completely ridden with diabetes you might question why the ESPY’s exist. Why do we need an award show for sports? We already have an award show for sports. It’s called the trophy presentation, and it’s televised directly after you beat everyone else at your sport. This isn’t the movies. It’s not subjective. ...

The Chris Paul Clippers Really Were America’s Team

The Chris Paul Clippers Really Were America's Team
They say the Dallas Cowboys are America’s Team, but I disagree. No team in the history of sports ever further embodied its concurrent America than the uber entitled, underachieving, constantly bitching Doc Rivers and Chris Paul era Los Angeles Clippers. The Cowboys were first labeled America’s Team in the late 70’s by a guy named ...
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