matt ralston

Don’t Judge Crackheads 3

Don't Judge Crackheads
Crackhead?  I was having lunch at a restaurant recently and went outside to make a phone call. As I was standing on the street I saw a woman in a trench coat, bony knees sticking out, weird lipstick, cupping her hands and pressing her face against the tinted glass of a locked car to see ...

Amazing Entrepreneurial Ideas Part II

I have so many amazing entrepreneurial ideas that I even amaze myself. Please message me if you are interested in investing (I don’t deal with sums less than one million U.S. dollars.) 1) Peanut Butter tubs. Can someone explain to me why peanut butter comes in that tall slender jar? Its hard to get the ...

All you Need to Know about LA Clubs 1

So, its Saturday night and you’re a douchebag who has no tangible social network – so its time to hit a club – but not just any club, an LA club. LA clubs have a lot to offer. Lines, overpriced drinks, various strains of herpes, and most of all utter disdain for you. In a ...