Tips on How to Read an Article on the Net 1

I don’t know about you, but I always find it is good to brush up on my academic fundamentals. A Professor friend of mine passed this along and I just thought I would share it. How to Read an Article. 1) First you have to read the first two sentences. There is no getting around ...

Rednecks and Death Threats 5

From my experience, rednecks are the only group of people that will insult you if you haven’t really asked for it. I think this is because they’re bullies who have always had the upper hand when dealing with other groups of people. And they embrace being stupid which leads them to really believe that they’re ...

Conspiracy Theories Explained Part I 6

It’s always a bit uncomfortable when I’m having a conversation with someone and they drop the: “Sandy Hook/9-11 (insert conspiracy here) was a hoax” thing on you. It isn’t uncomfortable for me discussing the possibility of any newsworthy event actually being a conspiracy, because the U.S. government has routinely engaged in False Flag events and misinformation campaigns. It is uncomfortable ...

How to Enhance Your Life Through Inefficient Living

A lot of people are searching for meaning and validity in their lives. Maybe you’re like me, someone who has literally owned crowds of several thousand people with their perfected stage act, or you’re just a chick who got knocked up and sits around all fat watching Dr. Phil – regardless of the circumstances, do ...

Why ‘Conservatives’ Don’t Exist

The only people still calling themselves “Liberals” and “Conservatives” are fucking idiots. Conservatives are idiots because they actually fancy themselves to be traditionally conservative, which I suppose would mean they want to have slaves do free labor for them while they attempt to chew deer meat with wooden teeth. The slaves they had were most likely ...

How Creepy is the Pledge of Allegiance? 2

As freedom loving Americans, we all know that nobody is as free as we are. We can do whatever we want, except for a bunch of things that are illegal. But that doesn’t matter, we still know that America is The Land of the Free, and the Home of the Brave. How do we know this? ...

Why CNN is a Joke Part II 1

As explained in Part I, CNN is a fucking joke that should only be watched if you want to giggle at something ridiculous and run out of Nazi porn. So, where I left off – Wolf Blitzer is in the film Skyfall playing himself as “CNN News Anchor.” Why is this troubling? Well, Blitzer is supposed to ...

Why CNN is a Joke Part I

CNN is an embarrassment to humanity. Why you would possibly think that CNN, owned by Time Warner Inc., the world’s largest media conglomerate, would possibly have any incentive to provide anything but pro-corporate drivel is beyond me. I can’t watch CNN because I respect myself, but I’ve obviously been exposed to it from time to time, and ...

Gun Arguments and Why they’re Stupid

Americans have been dying from guns by the droves for a long time. This fact didn’t really resonate with White America, however, until white people started being killed by the masses in public places. I call this the Cedric Ceballos Effect. Ceballos was a pretty good player who would occasionally erupt for fifty-point games. He’s still ...

Why I’m Glad Oprah’s not Polluting the Airwaves Anymore 4

Remember that real annoying thing that happened a few years back, which everyone isn’t quite asking “what the fuck?” about enough? I’m not talking about about Creed or My Big Fat Greek Wedding, I’m talking about Oprah. The aptly-titled The Oprah Show show was a constant source of annoyance for decent Americans between the years ...
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