An Elderly Millennial Reflects On His Generation

An Elderly Millennial Reflects On His Generation
The commonly defined years of birth for the Millennial generation are between 1982-2001. Having been born in January of 1982 I recently realized that I am a proud Millennial. I would like to take this time, as one of the oldest surviving Millennials to give a brief retrospective of my generation. Please be respectful. We grew up withe the ...

Boycott Anyone Boycotting Zoolander 2

Boycott Anyone Boycotting Zoolander 2
Please sign the petition HERE to boycott people who are boycotting Zoolander 2! *** The trailer for Zoolander 2 has caused some outrage on social media because it features the actor Benedict Cumberbatch playing a pretentious androgynous model with no eyebrows, which is not out of the norm in the fashion industry. The character’s name ...

Waze Proves Artificial Intelligence Will Enslave Humanity

Waze Proves Artificial Intelligence Will Enslave Humanity
Any discussion about the pros and cons of artificial intelligence inevitably devolves into whether or not computers will ever attain consciousness and then decide to overtake humanity. Even though they don’t yet have the power of conceptual thought, it’s widely assumed this is one of the first things they’ll decide to do before questioning what’s up with ...

Dear College Protestors: You’re Scaring Me

Dear College Protestors: You're Scaring Me
Dear College Protestors: I am having a hard time finding my Safe Place when I watch what you are engaged in. I should explain that just watching television brings me great pain, as I am offended by several of the commercials and their hetero-normative pandering. I find, for example, all beer commercials to be symbols ...

Sweetgreen Sends Mixed Messages

Sweetgreen Sends Mixed Messages
              I was sitting in a restaurant called Sweetgreen on Beverly Blvd having a locally sourced organic salad when something caught my eye. It was a quote from Calvin Broadus Jr, which is the real name of the rapper Snoop Dogg. It said “It ain’t no fun if the ...

Paul Ryan is Not a Real Man

Paul Ryan is Not a Real Man
“I cannot and will not give up my family time.”   Those are the words of Paul Ryan whilst throwing in his bargaining chips to negotiate the forgone conclusion that he’ll replace the corporate owned John Boehner, a joyless creep whose job was to bridge the interests of the CEO’s of Fortune 500 companies with everyone else ...

Even CNN Doesn’t Buy CNN’s Hillary Clinton Endorsement 2

Even CNN Doesn't Buy CNN's Hillary Clinton Endorsement
After the first Democratic presidential debate aired on CNN it seemed suspicious that most every analyst they employ to give their unbiased opinion stated unequivocally that Hillary Clinton won the debate, even though her public personality is eerily similar to one of those animatronic robots at Chuck E Cheese. On CNN’s website right now, typical headlines are “Hillary Clinton’s ...

Cecil The Lion Deemed More Important Than Brown People

Cecil The Lion Deemed More Important Than Brown People
I found it troubling that I noticed roughly ten times as many posts on my social media accounts about a dead lion than about a U.S. airstrike in Afghanistan which took out a hospital run by Doctors Without Borders (internationally known as Médecins Sans Frontières), which is a humanitarian organization devoted to providing medical aid to ...

What I Learned At The Amber Rose Slut Walk

What I Learned At The Amber Rose Slut Walk
The first and last annual Amber Rose Slut Walk attracted over a thousand people, most of them women. A large portion of those present held signs with various phrases either advocating for sexual liberation or admonishing sexual assault. A typical example was “Don’t Cum In Without My Permission.” Most wore revealing clothing. A carnival atmosphere ...

The Pope Is Cool With Kim Davis

The Pope Is Cool With Kim Davis
It was recently confirmed by the pope’s spokesperson, not God but the real one, that he met privately with thrice divorced swashbuckling religious lunatic Kim Davis, who believes in the sanctity of marriage too much to do a job she took an oath, Under God, to do. How ironic. Davis found God in 2011 after her third ...
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