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Barry Bonds N Bomb Situation Raises So Many Questions 2

May

19

2016

This Barry Bonds Brentwood prep school N-bomb development is a veritable cornucopia of convoluted conflict, intertangling privilege and race and standing them all on their heads and lashing them with the whip of irony. For those unaware, Barry Bonds’ daughter attends a $27,000 a year prep school in Brentwood. Video recently surfaced of a bunch of ...

Why I am Apparently Racist 72

Apr

7

2014

I didn’t know I was. I’ve never really harbored any racist views, but maybe I am not impartial to myself. I had no idea that I’ve been walking around as a racist for years now until I was informed by Shelby Fero who fancies herself a real hero of the disenfranchised huddling masses yearning to breathe ...

People who Look Like Turtles Part II 2

Nov

27

2013

I am not a conspiracy theorist, however I am pretty sure that the following people are just turtles who learned how to walk. Jason Terry is a great shooter and former Sixth Man of the Year. Turtle. Actor Rick Moranis retired from acting long ago to raise his children. They are probably turtle children, because ...

Why Having a Black or Gay Friend is Not Irrelevant

Sep

29

2013

Pretty much everyday, some straight guy will say something insensitive or poorly phrased regarding minorities or gay people, the media will pick up on it, the guy will issue an apology from a template he found on Quicken, and the scandal which effected nobody will blow over. Often times, the guy who said the insensitive ...