We Have Created A Horrifying World For Ourselves 2

We Have Created A Horrifying World For Ourselves
In the world, 7 out of every 100,000 people will be murdered. There are currently 15 wars going on in which at least a thousand people were killed the previous calendar year. By far the two most deadly are the US led invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan. In the US, nearly one out of a ...

The Pope Is Cool With Kim Davis

The Pope Is Cool With Kim Davis
It was recently confirmed by the pope’s spokesperson, not God but the real one, that he met privately with thrice divorced swashbuckling religious lunatic Kim Davis, who believes in the sanctity of marriage too much to do a job she took an oath, Under God, to do. How ironic. Davis found God in 2011 after her third ...

Did The Pope Perform A Miracle? 1

Did The Pope Perform A Miracle?
People are divided over whether Pope Francis performed a miracle when he kissed a vial of powdered blood supposedly containing that of St. Gennaro, who died in 305 A.D., and half of it liquified. The blood is kept under lock and key and is brought out three times a year when it mysteriously liquifies although ...

R.I.P. Scott Stapp

R.I.P. Scott Stapp
In life this life, few have given as much as Creed’s Scott Stapp to the cultural zeitgeist. What can I say about the man that hasn’t already been said? Zealot, dork, bad Eddie Vedder impressionist. A barometer by which to gauge our fellow humans. Anything besides befuddled amusement at the entire being of this man could ...

Why Priest on Priest Marriage isn’t a Bad Idea.

I recently read an article about a movement pushing for the right for Catholic Priests to marry. I had assumed this movement wanted Catholic Priests to be able to marry women, which is absurd, because everyone knows that priests are either asexual, homosexual or pedophiles. Hence their decision to enter a profession during their sexual ...

A Candidate for the Worst Person I’ve Ever Met

A couple days ago I stopped at Fish Grill on Beverly Blvd. This is a kosher taco stand located in a largely Hassidic Jewish neighborhood of Los Angeles – a fact that I would normally barely notice. So, I get in line – in front of me is a guy who looks to be about ...

Why Humans Destroy Everything 11

Why do humans destroy everything they touch? The more I live on this planet, the more I’m surprised at how much humans suck, and I’m starting to think that humans are evil in general. Here are a few examples of how humans destroy societies with their selfish, short-sighted egos. Jesus, humans suck. 1) Humans on a daily basis, ...

We Need More Racial Slurs

I was playing Words with Friends recently and, since I didn’t have many letters available, decided to make a play with a very basic word: Jew. To my great surprise, I was informed by the program that Jew was not a valid word. What? First of all, Jew is not a derogatory term. “The Jews ...

Why There is No Such Thing as a Progressive Catholic 4

Why There is No Such Thing as a Progressive Catholic
I’ve met a lot of people recently who claim to be a “progressive Catholic.” You know them: they don’t hate gays and don’t support the fact that the higher ups in the Church are really into looking out for the career longevity of pedophiles. If this is you, you aren’t Catholic. First and foremost, the ...