Prostitution – The World’s Oldest Profession

Someone recently told me that Prostitution is the oldest profession. I don’t understand how this could be the case If prostitution is the act of exchanging sex for money, how could it be the oldest profession? Where was the money coming from to pay them? Clearly a profession must have existed for dudes to have ...

Amazing Entrepreneurial Ideas Part II

I have so many amazing entrepreneurial ideas that I even amaze myself. Please message me if you are interested in investing (I don’t deal with sums less than one million U.S. dollars.) 1) Peanut Butter tubs. Can someone explain to me why peanut butter comes in that tall slender jar? Its hard to get the ...

The Worst Quotes Ever

The following are the worst quotes I’ve ever heard. These are all true, and all were said by people I know. Here we go: 1) “Without doors, there are no buildings.” My friend Simon, who sells doors wholesale to commercial developments. He was a little flustered as people were making fun of him, and thus said one ...

The Weirdest Thing That has Ever Happened.

The following is a true account of the weirdest thing that ever happened to me. This isn’t the most notable or exciting thing that has happened to me. Its just the weirdest. I went to visit my friend Cory in eastern Washington and we took a trip to Pullman. Home of Washington State University. And ...

Things Gross Women Say 2

The following is a list of actual things that gross women have said to me over the course of my career of knowing women. I reminisce about these quotes un-fondly on a regular basis, like a guy who lives on a prairie might think about the wolves who ate his first born child. I promise these ...

Girlfriend Material

How often are you involved with a girl, maybe you’ve just met, and you can’t help but wonder if you should make it official, meaning – is she girlfriend material? In order to answer this question the most important preliminary screening tool you can use is my Cool Hot Smart test. There are plenty of cool ...

The Most Underrated Events Ever 1

Given a lot of over hyped coverage about something as trivial as a new pope, I thought it would be fun to do a report on the most underrated events ever. As Americans, we’re constantly exposed to a television news presence which reports on idiotic nonsense like Miley Cyrus and ignores relevant information such as ...

How to get a Rub and Tug 3

How to get a Rub and Tug
Sometimes things happen that really throw you for a loop, such as learning how to get a rub and tug.  A few weeks ago I had a lapse in judgement and did a cannonball into a kiddy pool, landing right on my back.  I was in pain.  I needed a massage.  I’d never had one ...