matt ralston

Prince’s Gay Appropriation Under Discussed

I always thought it was in poor taste for Prince to have voiced his opposition to same sex marriage, when it appeared clear as night he was a gay guy. This assertion led me to be chastised, as many people wanted it to be known to me that Prince was straight, incredibly straight, to the point that he was legendary for bedding women.

I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt. Granted many of my black friends maintain that Michael Jackson was a swinging bachelor.

I wondered if they were transferring some of the letdown of Jackson being an unspoken yet documented child molester onto Prince, who also was a diminutive black guy who looked like a Puerto Rican woman, since they apparently occupied the same demographic in the respect of quasi gay pop stars.

If Prince indeed wasn’t gay, then he was appropriating the fuck out of gay culture. Most likely to the point of banging dudes. And that’s fine. I would never criticize someone for their behavior or extremely annoying sexuality. I do however go out of my way to criticize right wing Republican assholes who spew hatred towards the gay community and get busted in cheap motels with Korean rentboys.

I would put Prince firmly in that category. Prince got really into the bible. It’s not shocking. He’s a gay guy. Or a straight guy pretending to be gay and doing a good job of it, however you butter your bread. Either way, what an asshole.

With all the talk about appropriation, I’d say this deserves some condemnation:

“God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, Enough.”

So God then killed a bunch of people, obviously. You idiots don’t read the bible?

Fuck Prince and his gay mustache. I don’t understand why he gets a pass. I feel like if he was a six foot blonde dude this would have been thrown in his face more. Being what it is, it’s just kind of sad that his fans have to go out of their way to tell me how straight he was.

It’s pretty homphobic. The fact there is so much protest means something.

If God really decided to murder a bunch of sodomites, as it says in Leviticus, I feel like Prince would be target number one.

Also, the Bible is nonsensical.

Nice assless chaps bro.

 

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