Kobe’s Last Game Got Meta

Kobe's Last Game Got Meta
Somehow Kobe Bryan’t final game was more interesting than the simultaneous broadcast of the Warriors breaking the all time regular season win mark. In the trainwreck sense. Charlie Sheen’s online meltdown puts any of his acting work to shame in terms of watchability. I actually felt bad for Kobe, and that’s saying a lot since ...

Lindsey Horvath Mirrors Trump

Lindsey Horvath Mirrors Trump
I found West Hollywood mayor Lindsey Horvath’s recent unsolicited announcement that Donald Trump isn’t welcome to hold a rally in the city confusing on many levels. First the obvious, he’s not planning on it, and it wouldn’t be legal to stop him anyway. It also appeared to be adding fuel to the fire. Trump’s campaign ...

Just Make Football Rugby

Just Make Football Rugby
There’s been a lot of talk recently about how to make football more safe. So far, most of the rule changes have served to chip away at the fundamentals of the game until it eventually won’t resemble football, although to be fair some of the reforms are pointless symbolism aimed at placating critics. Don’t lead with your ...

HBO’s Vinyl Exhibits The Changing Times

HBO's Vinyl Exhibits The Changing Times
If you watch Vinyl you’ll notice as part of each episode they tack on a 2-3 minute Inside the Episode segment which rolls contiguously following the credits. It’s not uncommon for shows to do a behind the scenes feature or a teaser to get you excited about the next episode. What appears unique about Vinyl ...

Listening To Justin Bieber Is Supporting Rape

Listening To Justin Bieber Is Supporting Rape
I don’t have any definitive proof Usher molested Justin Bieber, I just believe it to be true much like people involved in the Catholic Church would believe the opposite when confronted with notarized documentation. A lot of black people I know will spin you a media conspiracy when it comes to Michael Jackson being a pederast ...

Alexis Jones Should Not Show Her Face In Public Again 4

Alexis Jones Should Not Show Her Face In Public Again
Alexis Jones is a liar. I’ve based this firmly on circumstantial evidence. A quick synopsis: Jones is a women’s rights activist who gives speeches at various conferences and summits and tries to sell her book. She targets large institutions to capitalize on a general wariness of not wanting the bad publicity of seeming insensitive to her cause ...

Zach Miko Is So Right Now In A Bad Way

Zach Miko Is So Right Now In A Bad Way
IGM Models, the most powerful modeling agency in the world, just signed Zach Miko as their first plus sized male model and he will be heading up their Brawn Division. Apparently they don’t say Husky anymore because we all know it just means pre-diabetic. Brawn will eventually come to be identified with guys who hide ...

Hillary Clinton, Basta!

Hillary Clinton, Basta!
Hillary Clinton’s hispandering is increasingly patronizing to Latinos in my opinion. She was recently discussing Donald Trump’s shameless race bating on the issue: “I called him out when he was calling Mexicans racist. When he was engaging in rhetoric that I found deeply offensive, I said Basta…” Basta means ‘stop it’ or ‘cut it out’ or ...

RIP Republican Party 4

RIP Republican Party
It’s an absolute joy watching the Republican party eat shit and die. You lazily racist morons have gotten exactly what you asked for. Unprecedented in American history was a party on record as saying they would obstruct progress for eight years until their guy got elected. It borders on treason, and it also didn’t work. Why are ...

Some Sushi Places Think You’re An Idiot 1

Some Sushi Places Think You're An Idiot
Happy Hour all day sounds like an amazing deal. Upon closer inspection, if you have Happy Hour all day, aren’t those just your regular prices? This is becoming increasingly common amongst sushi places and I’d be weary of any establishment trying to con me into eating its food. If you’re going to resort to informercial ...