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Amber Rose And Blac Chyna Are Fucking America 1

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Amber Rose and Blac Chyna went to MTV’s Video Music Awards and walked the red carpet, which is odd because neither of them are musicians or even have a job. I guess the closest thing you could label them as would be Model, which again is weird because neither are particularly attractive. Also, MTV doesn’t play music anymore and nobody gives a flying F about music videos. An award show honoring the year’s newest silent films would make roughly as much sense.

Amber Rose and Blac Chyna (sic) showed up to the VMAs wearing outfits covered in derogatory terminology used to describe women: “Bitch, hoe, slut, whore, gold digger, stripper.”

It would appear they were taking a stand against abusive language being aimed at women. They would seem to be inappropriate spokeswomen for this subject because both of them are whores. It would be like Bill Cosby showing up wearing a rape shirt.

Many things don’t add up, but their point that women shouldn’t be called bitches or whores for no good reason is valid.

But why is Stripper on the list?

What else would you call a stripper?

Are these two imbeciles protesting the fact that strippers exist or that strippers are called strippers? Because I don’t know what else you would call a stripper. I’m racking my brain but stripper seems to make the most sense. Greasy Whore? Chick who lies about going to college? What else are they supposed to be called?

Also that’s the only job they listed. Clearly whores exist (people who have sex in exchange for money), and strippers exist as well (People who take their clothes off in exchange for money), but what is the connection here?

Also, all Strippers are Whores.

Fact.

Truck drivers have a shitty job. Why did you not put truck driver on your list?

Bored ass dudes are going to want to look at naked women. It’s just going to happen. What are you protesting? Are you protesting? How well did you think this out?

By the way Hoe is just an abbreviated version of Whore, so it’s not necessary to have both on the list.

Also, what are the odds one of these two idiots has called another woman a Bitch before?

100?

Gold Digger is also on the list.

Some women are Gold Diggers. Anna Nicole Smith almost certainly did not enjoy licking her 90 year old oil tycoon husband’s saggy balls.

Actually, I know she didn’t.

I’m sure there are dudes out there marrying rich older women for the money.

I have never seen it happen, but I’m sure it hypothetically does exist.

Hugh Hefner has like 12 fake girlfriends.

Do the fucking math.

Joking, obviously neither of you can do math.

When Rob Lowe marries Paula Deen the term Gold Digger will be justly applied.

What exactly is the fucking issue?

I am so confused.

Everyone has to take a stand now.

Not because they care, they’re just searching for Instagram followers.

That’s fine.

But at least think about your feigned bullshit issue before you go painting yourself with it.

If it had been on your mind, ever, perhaps your message would have a coherent point.

You’re telling me neither of you would marry Donald Sterling?

Whores.

 

 

One comment on “Amber Rose And Blac Chyna Are Fucking America

  1. Reply chichi Oct 30,2015 11:14 pm

    Nice. That’s all I can say. Nice. And thank you.

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