Is Ann Coulter Denying Being A Dude? 7

Professional troll, race baiter, historical revisionist and winking bigot Ann Coulter recently came out and said he would “Sue every website or commentator that suggests I’m transgender.” This came as a shock to me. Of course Ann Coulter isn’t transgender. He’s a dude. The term transgender suggests Coulter ever had a vagina. Are you calling us morons here? Women are inherently nurturing and caring creatures. They don’t yell mean things about minorities on television that they don’t even mean in order to piss off some associate professor at U of Oregon wearing elbow pads. Also they aren’t built like Puddle of Mudd and their Adam’s apples aren’t the size of a cake pop.

I thought we were way beyond the phase of merely suggesting that Ann Coulter is anything but a natural born dude wearing a dress. According to Wikipedia, it is commonly known that Ann Coulter is actually a senile Detlef Shrempf.

“Lately my attention has turned to numerous comments and statements that are trying to also classify me as transgender. I’ve been reading things like ‘She’s got an Adams apple, she has no boobs, her feet are too big for a woman,’ etc. Even though I find these comments utterly ridiculous and have no idea where they come from, I wish to make it clear I am 100% a woman. However, in the interest of protecting myself and those I care about, I hereby announce that I will sue every single person, internet provider, website and TV station that say or refer to me as transgender in any way. This is a decision I have made easily, and stand by it all the way.”

Transgender my ass. Is Coulter suggesting people think he’s a chick? He must be loonier than we thought. I’ll start giving that theory some credence when the veins on his forearms stop popping out while screaming at his undocumented groundskeeper.

I must inform anyone referring to Ann Coulter as transgendered that they are grossly misinformed on the subject of gender identity issues. The trans movement has enough ground to cover without you misapplying the term to dudes like Ann Coulter, Dennis Rodman, or Dwayne Johnson who are simply large and intimidating men who were born with a high muscle mass and bone density just because they occasionally wear effeminate clothing. It’s not funny. If Ann Coulter wants to wear a dress and heals, that’s his business. Dressing in traditional women’s gender norm clothing does not make one a transexual. I had always assumed Coulter just had really bad fashion sense or couldn’t find pants long enough to fit him.

Don’t spin it as a trans thing. Knock it off, it’s not funny.

If Coulter someday wants to make the transition to being a female, I would support that. Until then, you can disagree with his disgusting short sighted corporate spun politics or his rash and abrasive demeanor but let’s not abuse the term transgender for our own amusement. That’s the type of thing Republicans do. Let’s not stoop to their level and defame womanhood. Coulter may be a despicable human being, but he’s still a man, and people should be shown respect whether or not they deserve it.