Stephanie Guthrie is an Obvious Cunt 2

Stephanie Guthrie is a cunt. That probably sounds sexist but don’t be hypocritical. Donald Trump is a dick. This woman is a cunt. They’re both pejorative terms referencing these robots supposed genitals. If the neo feminist cause is indeed striving for equality, as they claim, then they should fully embrace being called cunts because dudes have been calling other dudes cunts since the Brits lifted the censors. And also the feminists are fine with me calling Trump a dick. Which he is. Also, a lot of you are cunts. Equality!

The reason I am calling this woman a cunt is involved and I wrote about it here. Feel free to click on that link and disregard the rest of my point because you’re a spaced out gender neutral cunt. Or asshole if that is more sensitive although I’m not about to concede that women have assholes. Tweet something about how I’m a racist or something. It doesn’t have to make sense, just go for it.

Hi I'm a cunt with a bad tattoo which I probably blame on the tattoo artist and not my own bad decisions.

Hi I’m a cunt with a bad tattoo which I probably blame on the tattoo artist and not my own bad decisions. Also my necklace is embarrassing. These glasses aren’t prescription by the way. 

This woman, Stephanie Guthrie, is a Canadian self labeled feminist who maliciously sued a guy, by taking advantage of their super friendly legal system, whom she thought was annoying on Twitter and posed it as a gender issue instead of just admitting that she’s a cunt.

Hi I'm awkwardly posing while trying to look like a human.

Hi I’m awkwardly posing while trying to look like a human.

Again, I don’t want to be falsely accused of sexism so, to offer some perspective, I can tell which dudes and chicks are dicks and cunts based purely on their appearance.

This is an unpopular opinion, but the guy who got nearly beaten to death in the parking lot of Dodger Stadium looked like a dick. I don’t want to say he deserved it. Also, the cholos who beat him to death looked like dicks too.

Hey I'm a douchebag who talked shit to the wrong people. Smirk.

Hey I’m a douchebag who talked shit to the wrong people. Smirk.

Profiling happens every day. That’s not to say that guy deserved to be beaten into a coma by guys with neck tattoos who are big enough losers to actually watch baseball, but maybe it is.

So you can tell Steph Guthrie is a cunt, it’s super obvious. And those jorts wearing Mexican dudes who shaved each others heads with a 2 guard hours earlier were most certainly dicks if their baggy white T-shirts didn’t give it away already.

In fact I guarantee if you have a rational bone in your body you’ll judge this guy based on appearance too.

Hi I'm an obvious criminal. Put me in jail so I can eat canned green beans please.

Hi I’m an obvious criminal. Put me in jail so I can eat canned green beans please.

Everyone’s equal.

Jus look at the photos.

I'm a cunt who has gained a  lot of weight because of the burden placed upon me of having a cunt.

I’m a cunt who has gained a lot of weight because of the burden placed upon me of having a cunt.

I rest my case.

Bro, totally worth it.

Bro, totally worth it.

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Matt Ralston is a comedian and writer based in Los Angeles. Follow him on Twitter @MatthewRalston

2 thoughts on “Stephanie Guthrie is an Obvious Cunt

  1. Reply Ronnie Jun 6,2017 3:13 am

    Your obviously a lonely loser to make a blog bashing people who are more successful than you. Even the Mexicans in jail are doing better than you.

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