matt ralston

Worst Lyft Driver Ever 2

I got a Lyft yesterday because I would rather they get harassed by the police. The driver was some crazed lunatic. He wouldn’t stop bothering me. He has a mental condition and should not be driving a car.

At least he should have a car made for people with mental conditions like a Smart Car.

That being said, he was still cooler than most regular cab drivers, who are mostly just Taliban rejects who didn’t make the cut because they exceeded the maximum cigarette smoking limit, which is capped at 30 days life expectancy and prohibits showering due to an archaic gaff in how it was written.

Lyft isn’t a bad company, probably better than Uber, because Uber’s CEO  has no respect for his customers and definitely burns ants, based on his face.

Either way, if you live in the greater Los Angeles area, avoid this guy’s Lyft.

I want to kill him and he owes me money.

 

2 thoughts on “Worst Lyft Driver Ever

  1. Reply JessieCups Jul 24,2014 7:05 am

    Lyft is great! Ride for free

    1. Download the app
    2. Enter code LOSANGELES (works nationwide)
    3. Request and enjoy your free ride
    4. Repeat on another phone to ride again free

  2. Reply sammy c Jul 27,2014 6:46 am

    thats more like 2400 nautical miles, as the crow flies, but of course sailboats don’t fly, so they travel further. by the way, did you rent this car for the filming, or does j. really have such a nice car? not that it matters, i see star material there.

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