The Pope Is Cool With Kim Davis

The Pope Is Cool With Kim Davis
It was recently confirmed by the pope’s spokesperson, not God but the real one, that he met privately with thrice divorced swashbuckling religious lunatic Kim Davis, who believes in the sanctity of marriage too much to do a job she took an oath, Under God, to do. How ironic. Davis found God in 2011 after her third ...

Let’s Stop Kissing Pope Francis’ Ass Now

Let's Stop Kissing Pope Francis' Ass Now
I’m tired of hearing about how great Pope Francis is because he says things that sound halfway reasonable and acts like he’s a fucking revolutionary. What kind of bar has the Catholic church set? You don’t think gay people are going to hell? Everyone already knew that, you old fuck. Aren’t you the figurehead of ...

Did The Pope Perform A Miracle? 1

Did The Pope Perform A Miracle?
People are divided over whether Pope Francis performed a miracle when he kissed a vial of powdered blood supposedly containing that of St. Gennaro, who died in 305 A.D., and half of it liquified. The blood is kept under lock and key and is brought out three times a year when it mysteriously liquifies although ...