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favorite athlete nicknames are the ones that add a little bit of pizazz when they’re first explained to you. Karl Malone was The Mailman because he delivered. John Brockman was labeled The Brockness Monster because he was rarely seen in games. With that in mind, here are some suggestions: Tony Romo – The Timid Pervert – Because he always waits until ...read morehttps://s3.amazonaws.com/webassets.ticketmob.com/LS/images/comedians/Matt-Ralston.jpeg