{"id":1269,"date":"2014-07-22T20:16:48","date_gmt":"2014-07-22T20:16:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattralston.net\/?p=1269"},"modified":"2014-07-22T20:16:48","modified_gmt":"2014-07-22T20:16:48","slug":"worst-lyft-driver-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattralston.net\/rant\/worst-lyft-driver-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst Lyft Driver Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/eCG0Uun06dY\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I got a Lyft yesterday because I would rather they get\u00a0harassed\u00a0by the police.\u00a0The driver was some crazed lunatic. He wouldn&#8217;t stop bothering me. He has a mental condition and should not be driving a car.<\/p>\n<p>At least he should have a car\u00a0made for people with mental conditions like a Smart Car.<\/p>\n<p>That being said, he was still cooler than most regular cab drivers, who are mostly just Taliban rejects who didn&#8217;t make the cut because they exceeded the maximum cigarette smoking limit, which is capped at 30 days life expectancy and prohibits showering due to an archaic gaff in how it was written.<\/p>\n<p>Lyft isn&#8217;t a bad company, probably better than Uber, because Uber&#8217;s CEO\u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/mattralston.net\/rant\/uber-uber-lame\/\" target=\"_blank\">has no respect for\u00a0his customers<\/a> and definitely burns ants, based on his face.<\/p>\n<p>Either way, if you live in the greater Los Angeles area, avoid this guy&#8217;s Lyft.<\/p>\n<p>I want to kill him and he owes me money.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got a Lyft yesterday because I would rather they get\u00a0harassed\u00a0by the police.\u00a0The driver was some crazed lunatic. He wouldn&#8217;t stop bothering me. He has a mental condition and should not be driving a car. At least he should have a car\u00a0made for people with mental conditions like a Smart Car. That being said, he &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"https:\/\/mattralston.net\/rant\/worst-lyft-driver-ever\/\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[748,750,749],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattralston.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1269"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattralston.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattralston.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattralston.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattralston.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1269"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mattralston.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1270,"href":"https:\/\/mattralston.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1269\/revisions\/1270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattralston.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattralston.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattralston.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}