made good fodder for local news stations<\/a> who spun his experience as protocol for the next time you’re pulled over to fill a quota or just for the flying fuck of it because you look suspect. Even with your hair all nice and short and on your best behavior.<\/p>\nHere’s a helpful hint I can share with you to go along with keeping your hands on the wheel and speaking politely Stack: Try and have a ripened\u00a0jalape\u00f1o in your glove box from now on. If you’re getting belted with a nightstick you can rub the seeds in your eyes. The officers go easy if you’re crying real tears. We don’t want them throwing out their shoulders while they’re just doing their jobs.<\/p>\n
You silly\u00a0bitch.<\/p>\n
Stack is a\u00a0US Army Reserve.<\/p>\n
If you’re reading this, Stack, let me ask you a question: Have you ever noticed how news coverage of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan often features B-roll of soldiers giving out candy to little brown kids but rarely features footage of a pile of bloody corpses in wedding attire because someone in a bunker in Arizona was a little to Gung-ho to hit the strike button?<\/p>\n
That’s a trick question Stack, they can’t do that because they’d be fined by the FCC. Do you sense a pattern here at all Stack? Do you think there might be some money involved?<\/p>\n
Just to put a fine point on his House routine, Stack related his struggle of\u00a0being given a warning ticket for being in the wrong turn lane to that of the people who have been choked to death or shot in the back:<\/p>\n
“Not all people who get shot, or tased, or arrested by officers are innocent victims.”<\/p>\n
Is this a general statement or are you referencing some of the innocent victims who have been shot by the police recently?\u00a0I’m just curious Stack. You can tell me. I won’t mention this to your manager at the Verizon store. I know you’re trying to move up that ladder. At this rate you’ll be the CEO someday.<\/p>\n
I’m just kidding.<\/p>\n
Shame on anyone enabling this little cocksucker. His experience has nothing to do with anyone in the struggle. Shills are a dime a dozen, and good luck next time you little bitch.\u00a0I’ll be looking out for your next selfie video posted\u00a0from your hospital bed after you’re roughed up for speaking out of line to a fine reasonable gentleman in uniform.<\/p>\n
Please fuck off.<\/p>\n
Matt<\/p>\n
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