<\/a>Way to go.<\/p><\/div>\n
Melania Trump’s response on Twitter was swift, strong, and grammatically fucked, as you’d expect:<\/p>\n
“I encourage everyone who chooses to be negative & question my work at the \u202a@WhiteHouse to take time and contribute something good & productive in their own communities.”<\/p>\n
Ah yes, Good & Productive, the classic communist Soviet gummy candy.<\/p>\n
I do not wish to get into a discussion about the proper use of ampersands, but I would completely understand misusing them if necessary to cut down on word count – as Twitter limits the number of characters in a given tweet.<\/p>\n
I would like to point out that if Melania Trump could have used the proper word she was searching for, and<\/em>, and her tweet would still easily fall within the limit of characters.<\/p>\nSo, she’s a fucking dunce. Anyway, the main problem with this tweet is that she refers to the White House – where only one family lives – and to a tennis court, which only the first family will be using for “leisure time” – as a community<\/em>.<\/p>\nIt appears she does not know the definition of community. This project is no different than any citizen installing a tool shed in their back yard, and claiming they did it for starving children.<\/p>\n
So, the cap on her legacy is adding property value to a house which she doesn’t own, so that future presidents and their wives can chill inside of a tiny structure and sip and Arnold Palmer after they’ve played tennis.<\/p>\n
Donald Trump has created a lasting legacy of fraud, corruption, and abject loserdome. Of the 45 presidents in United States history, only 11 have served only one term (not counting those who were assassinated.)<\/p>\n
This represents .240 of all presidents, and a group of canonized losers. For some context, the Detroit Lions – one of the worst teams in the NFL last season – had a winning percentage of .219. They were as good of a football team as Donald Trump is a president.<\/p>\n
While Donald Trump was highly active at losing, Melania Trump chose to sit on her ass, buy clothes, and not do shit.<\/p>\n
Together, Donald – the highly spastic failure – and Melania – who had no accomplishments nor failures – represent a really shitty couple who are polar opposites, but each shitty, in their own way.<\/p>\n
This is why I will briefly laugh when they divorce.<\/p>\n
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