matt ralston

Republicans Officially Either Stupid or Racist

William Hartmann, White Power!

I’m not all about healing the political divide. Not right now, as Donald Trump and his goons are actively plotting to steal an election, which Donald Trump lost, badly, making him, in his third grade schoolyard bully vernacular, a stupid loser.

You would think you’d have an issue with your candidate and the majority of your party’s national figures actively trying to disenfranchise voters. It’s just a supremely uncool thing to do, no matter your political beliefs.

Although, I forgot, you’re an imbecile who is now going to repeat a conspiracy theory about the election being rigged.

On behalf of all of us not in the Cult of Micropenis, you sound like a fucking idiot.

If you’re a fanboy of Donald Trump you identify with an entitled crybaby who has been raised to think he deserves everything to be handed to him – including unsuspecting women’s pussies and the most powerful political office in the world.

These goons have attempted to trample all over any American who isn’t wearing a red hat that makes them look illiterate. They brought in the military to disperse a peaceful protest outside of the White House so Trump could stage a Kim Jong un style photo opp.

(Both men are ugly people who inherited hundreds of millions of dollars and have tiny hands.)

They’ve been running around talking shit about Mexicans and every other minority for the past four years. They’ve sold out unions. They’ve been utterly and transparently corrupt and vile, and steeped in nepotism and cronyism. And they’ve been worthlessly incompetent.

And now, because you lost, you want me to be civil? Fuck you. As if you’d do the same. You’d gloat and throw around terms like libtard and talk shit about the media.

These people don’t like being called racist, and I’m not saying all of them are – some of them are stupid. But they’re either one or the other.

The man pictured is William Harmann, a Republican canvasser for Wayne County, in which the city of Detroit is located.

It’s William Hartmann’s job, as part of a bi-partisan four person panel, to certify election results. Hartmann didn’t want to certify Wayne County’s election results, because his man-crush lost the state of Michigan.

His plan was then to just not do it, because he’s a wannabe fascist without any integrity. Eventually Hartmann, under pressure from people who want to look themselves in the mirror, voted to certify the results.

Then Donald Trump called him and asked him to un-certify the results, which you cannot do, but he has written an affidavit attempting to reverse his certification, which carries as much weight as a text from Bobby Brown.

Here’s the point – apart from being a bumbling incompetent shit-for-brains loser, this guy is a white supremacist. That’s probably why he doesn’t want black peoples’ votes to count. In his pea-brain, it’s just not fair that they could stand in the way of him getting what he wants.

The hand-signal he’s making is a W, which stands for White Power.

Now, I realize, if you’re a Republican, you are going to make up some excuse as to why that is not what he’s doing in the photo. Maybe it means Waffles, as in, he wants to order the waffles. Maybe he’s a Weezer fan. Maybe he’s mocking people who call Trump supporters racists. Ever think of that? Hmm.

Yes, I have. And, fuck you. I’m done hearing it. If you’re a Republican you’re either too stupid to understand that your party is a superspreader of racism, or you’re just a racist.

There’s no in between. Much like this writing, there’s no nuance.

It didn’t work.

Sincerely,

Fuck All Of You.

Matt