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Melania Trump Adds To Her Legacy

Melania Trump Adds To Her Legacy
Slovenian horror movie ghoul Melania Trump has added to her formidable list of accomplishments as first lady by building a tennis pavilion. To be fair, she didn’t actually build it, but she did oversee the planning of it, if you believe in conspiracies. She also posed for a non-pornographic photo of herself wearing a hard ...

How to Refer to a Family Member Who Is A Racist Piece of Shit Such as Donald Trump

How to Refer to a Family Member Who Is A Racist Piece of Shit Such as Donald Trump
We all have that one family member who likes to constantly talk shit about minorities right? Come on, you know, that one uncle, or that one father or husband you have who constantly says and tweets racist sentiments and willfully employs many white-supremacists? You don’t? Oh, cool. Me either. I guess I count myself lucky ...