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I am one of the best comedians in the world, and also a professional writer.  These are my thoughts, opinions, and analysis of the world.  I hope you enjoy them.  I am rarely wrong, but when I am I will admit it.

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Matt Ralston is a comedian and writer based in Los Angeles. Follow him on Twitter @MatthewRalston

6 thoughts on “About

  1. Reply Savage Jun 11,2013 5:33 am

    “I am one of the best comedians in the world, and also a professional writer.”

    I’m going to let you make fun of my email address for a while. I’ll be over here laughing at this quote.

  2. Reply Retep Dec 30,2013 9:16 pm

    What a prick that Savage guy is.

  3. Reply Eric Sandler Dec 10,2015 11:29 pm

    Can you take away Lex’ Red Bull, he talks way too fast. Love the podcast.

  4. Reply houses of Victorian architecture Jan 20,2017 4:07 pm

    Matt, I really like your intelligence. You are a honest guy with a sufficient humor.
    True about majority women who pursue to be a model. And a model-seeking girl is an equation to a free rider. My roommate is one of them. She has all the aspects of the non-girlfriend material (cheapy, parents pay for her, and girls who are in fashion and loves going out would naturally fancies about traveling to an eye-catching location) enumerated by you in the other web articles. She uses my stuffs in the house to save several dollars of her. It just hurts that this extremely under weighted girl who spends several hours for one-make up has been using my dish soap and dishes and never washes it each time. Although she uses my soap to soak her own mugs and tumblr. I am only a human being. If it is sometimes than 5 months, then I would not even have brought it up here.

    The idea about her is that she’s a spoiled immature girl. Wanna-be-model belief becomes too prevalent nowadays that the girl like my roommate who graduated from between B to B+ but no more than B+ college with a high school scholarship pursue to the path to become a dumb preferring & not questioning the life habit that indulges an immediate pleasure of getting attention or an immediate benefit that guys pay for her. A very skinny chick who got pneumonia because of her declined immune system by not eating right. Starving herself in order to be a model skinny is perhaps more important to her health, because when she was sick, still she refused to eat the ordinary amount only by refraining average foods to drink cold and eat her routine diet of greek yogurt by lukewarm that time. For me, now I feel myself an idiot by seriously telling her to eat right for a quick recovery.

    But perhaps wanting to be a model isn’t really an increased social phenomenon. But it’s the matter of human quality of some individuals.
    I guess for her, her being the free-rider spirit prevails as she isn’t a high- achiever- model- wanna- be who wants to achieve high in a model profession. If she is, then she would have lived in the center of city and tries to associate with more of superficial wanna-be- in fashion world people. No any future goals moving to the place like West Hollywood, she chose to live here, the center of university town, one of the best academic environments in the U.S. and that she fulfills getting all attentions among her boyfriend and his friends who belong to nice and a merely ordinary types of the guys who aren’t really socially polluted.

    So it concludes that she cares to seek for opportunities among men so that she won’t need to pay for herself. Thus, a model-wanna-be lady = a free rider spirit.

    In addition, she turns on her own AC all the times instead of opening the windows to cool her room’s air, which is a bit incomprehensible to me. I know that i observe too much about what happens in the house but we shares my Brita and she is never willingly to change the filter. Same with her own AC that stays intact without changing the filter and that is where she got her pneumonia by cold weather, extreme diet, lowered immune system in addition to the filthy air.

    I wrote here to emphasize that you are right about this kind of people who have the combination of zero intelligence and being a freefrider

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