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Everything Trump Does From Now On Is A Distraction From Mueller

“I’m hearing more and more people say the level of violence on video games is really shaping young people’s thoughts. I look at some of the things he’s watching, and I say, how is that possible?”

                              – Donald Trump on his son Barron being exposed to violent video games.

Yes, how is it possible that future racist corporate criminal Barron Trump is watching some of the things he is watching? Does he watch the news? He’s 11. That’s more than old enough to understand the news shows.

How is it possible that Barron Trump is watching coverage of the fact that your lawyer paid $160,000 of your campaign funds to silence a porn star whom you obviously paid to have sex with you with the aid of multiple pharmaceuticals?

How is it possible that your campaign bumbled such a menial chore and she is now making the rounds on these shows and talking about it, embarrassing the presidency to a degree never before seen?

How it is that he is watching this growing, insurmountable tide of evidence that you were acting as an agent for the Russian government in the election because they have a video of you engaging in some sort of urine fetish porn with Russian prostitutes?

That several members of your campaign have already been found guilty of this collusion, and that you’re obviously next?

That you’re a traitor?

And an unabashed racist?

That you appear to be functionally illiterate and that the entire world is laughing at you for being so pathetically insecure and incompetent?

Do you think this stuff possibly would bother him more than the video games?

Trump is most certainly stupid, but he is well aware of his fate regarding the Mueller investigation at this point. People have explained it to him. He is most certainly guilty and the web of influence is becoming more clearly defined each day.

Unfortunately, Paul Manafort’s trial is not set until July. Michael Flynn, George Papadopoulos, George Nader, Rick Gates, and lord knows what other seedy characters are already cooperating. There is already more than enough evidence to convict Trump on obstruction of justice charges many times over. Mueller knows more serious charges are likely. In time Trump will attempt to pardon himself or potentially even seize power in a coup with the help of Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan. It will be ugly, and honestly, way more traumatizing than violent video games.

I am 100 percent certain that at this point most every decision Trump makes is a calculated attempt to distract from the Mueller probe. Meeting with Kim Jong un is grossly irresponsible and likely to have negative consequences but Trump knows it will dominate news cycles.

He’s resorting to stunts formerly played out by Dennis Rodman.

I have no doubt the tariffs are a part of this same strategy. Even Republicans think they’re a stupid idea.

There will be more of this calculated ill-fatedness in the coming months, just like there will be more ties between the Trump campaign and the business dealings of various Russian oligarchs made public.

The administration is fighting these charges by dangling carrots in front of the media, and the media are biting.

At a certain point even Fox News will be forced to acknowledge how damming the Mueller investigation is, at which point I fear Trump will resort to additional pointless, yet scarier, distractions. A few minor mass deportations, maybe attempting to pass a law that a president can serve indefinitely, potentially bombing a few countries, ratcheting up tensions with North Korea, or maybe a public execution of some guy from MS-13.

The sky is the limit, but there is really no other viable strategy outside of gracefully resigning. Fox News serving as a state-run propaganda outlet helps this cause immensely.

So, what do you tell Barron about the violent video games he’s seeing? This seems like a variant of the toothless evangelical whining you see on the news shows all the time.

But, what do I tell mah children? 

Not our problem Britney. If you can’t figure out how to explain to your children that two men want to get married, maybe you’re too stupid to be having children in the first place?

Here is what Donald Trump can tell Barron Trump:

“These are video games, they’re not real. People enjoy playing them. If you’re a psychopath who is prone to shooting real people with real guns, you should probably stay away from these, as they could really exacerbate the problem. There has never been a correlation found between kids who enjoy violent video games and real life violence though. The reason people are talking about these games right now is some mentally ill high school kid in Florida shot 17 of his classmates with an AR-15 he bought at a WalMart, so people are wondering if there should be some sensible laws enacted to try and put a damper on this kind of thing because the situation is spiraling out of control and rarely happens anywhere else in the world. Now show me how to play this ‘Call of Duty’ thingy, also turn off the TV, no, I’ve never heard of Stormy Daniels.”

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