matt ralston

So, Trump Thinks Paul Manafort is a “Very Good Person” ?!?!

If you’re still a Trump supporter at this point you either lack the capacity for critical thought or have been brainwashed by Fox News into firm denial in the face of the facts.

A lot of this is pride and ego. The President of the United States is publicly kissing the ass of Vladimir Putin. It’s right in front of you face. You don’t want to admit you were duped by Trump, a Russian stooge, so you spin deeper and deeper into misinformation which bolsters your conspiratorial denial.

If you aren’t yet perturbed by Trump himself, or by what the Mueller investigation continues to uncover, then facts are not going to sway you.

I am dumbfounded by this trait you all share and I don’t want to give up on getting this point across: Donald Trump dangerous, and he is guilty, but how does one talk sense to you sad used lunatics?

Backing up the case with facts will just lead to you all zoning out and pulling your bottom lip down with your thumb, as former campaign adviser Sam Nunberg says Trump did when he attempted to explain to Trump a high school level primer on the Constitution.

So, I’ve decided to present this as simply and anecdotally and undenibaly as possible. Trump recently said this of convicted felon Paul Manafort:

“But you know what? He happens to be a very good person. And I think it’s very sad what they’ve done to Paul Manafort.”

A very good person? It would be a waste of time explaining to you idiots why Trump is publicly supporting Paul Manfort. I could say it’s because he stopped Hillary from selling US military secrets to Iran, and you’d nod and pretend you already knew this and that this was a rational notion even though it makes no sense and I just made it up.

I could also say that Trump plans to issue a pardon to Manafort, because Manafort and Trump were both deeply involved in the same highly illegal and treasonous activity, meaning accepting Russian money to campaign for their interests, and is therefore attempting to portray Manafort in a positive light so that it won’t look as bad when he is pardoned.

Then I would give you that proof, and you’d say something really stupid about the deep state or the nature of truth or Hillary Clinton or a pizza restaurant.

It’s fairly pointless, but I think I can make some connection with you people on a purely human level.

So, Trump thinks Paul Manafort, who is a monumental, almost Bond villain level cartoonish piece of shit, is a “very good person.” Not just a good person, but a very good person. Captain fucking Sully.

A brief history of the life of Paul Manafort: He made a name for himself by founding a lobbying firm which worked on behalf of dictators and other political leaders who often had interests which were at odds with those of America. Prior to this it was understood among lobbyists that representing brutal dictators and murderous rogue regimes was unethical.

Manafort blazed a new path, lobbying on behalf of such people as Philippine dictator Ferdinand Marcos, who lied about his military history, imposed martial law on his own people, and was later convicted of embezzling between 5 and 10 billion dollars from his own country.

He also accepted money from the dictator of Zaire, Mobutu Sese Seko, who seized power in a coup, formed a totalitarian regime which murdered untold numbers of innocent people, and embezzled between $5 and 15 billion dollars from country.

There were several others. Basically, Manafort was willing to do the lobbying work that no patriot or ethical human being would do.

In recent years a large portion of his income came from the pro-Russian president of Ukraine, Viktor Yanukovech, a Russian stooge in the pocket of Vladimir Putin who later allowed Russia to annex a territory of his own sovereign state, and act which repulsed the entire world, including all Democrats and most Republicans.

Either because of the stigma, the illegal nature of his actions, or a combination, Manafort did not register as a foreign lobbyist, as federal law requires.

He then did a shady business deal with a Ukrainian telecom company promising to promote Russian interests in United States and Western European politics and media.

In total he was paid at least 60 million dollars to promote this Russian agenda.

In 2005, a Ukrainian Oligarch with strong ties to president Yanukovech bought Manafort a 3 million dollar condo in Trump Tower.

Then he became Trump’s campaign manager, for free, not taking a salary.

I know you fucktards are into ill-informed fanciful conspiracies, but this is a real conspiracy, that is happening in real life.

Because Manafort was a reckless greedy piece of shit criminal, he found himself in a mountain of debt because he bought things that only idiot dorks buy such as 10,000 dollar jackets and hundred thousand dollar rugs, so he soon began lying about his income and expenses and committing wide scale and systematic financial fraud for which he was recently convicted.

Guess which country the people he owes money to are located in, you fucking morons.

He also lied to the FBI about his knowledge of Russian involvement in the election, and will soon face a federal trial which will address his failure to register as a foreign lobbyist, his laundering of Ukrainian (Russian) money to the Trump campaign, and witness tampering, which he is all most certainly guilty of.

How many very good people are ever charged with witness tampering by the way?

He is also being charged with “conspiracy against the United States.”

A very good person.

I know none of you fucking retards has read this far. 

To call this man a very good person means a number of things. It means Trump is guilty, but you people won’t admit that.

So, let’s just say it means that Trump, being really informed on the issues as you people think, believes Paul Manafort is a great guy.

Why would he believe this? Because they have something in common in the sense of their fondness for defrauding people and institutions and committing widespread white collar crime? Or because they both share an interest in gold toilet seats? Because they’re both obvious sociopaths?

Wouldn’t that be a problem? Wouldn’t that make Trump a not very good person? To condone the actions of a man widely seen as despicable by anyone familiar with his life, including other Washington lobbyists?

Do you people understand how patently evil one must be to be looked down upon by Washington lobbyists?

If Trump thinks Paul Manafort is a very good person, that means Trump is a really bad person, because while Trump is ignorant of most things, he knows exactly what Manafort has been up to, because he was involved in the conspiracy.

So, you’re president is either a piece of shit on a personal level, or he’s completely guilty of being a Russian pawn.

You pick.

For the sane of us left, the answer is obvious.

Both.

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