Mike Pence does not deserve respect from anyone. First of all, his milktoast bullshit name is Mike Pence, which means penny, and he is twelve years older than Anfernee “Penny” Hardaway. Realize that Mike Pence could have claimed that nickname and been calling himself Mike “Penny” Pence this entire time, except for the fact that he’s a droll unimaginative cornstalk fucker.
See, the vice president is supposed to lead by example. By not wearing a mask he is outwardly stating that he’s more important than other people. Not that he’s more important than other people – to quite the contrary, the bass player from Rush is more important than Mike Pence in the actual ecosystem of the world – at least that guy, whoever he is, actually I just checked, his name is Geddy Lee, that guy is more important than Mike Pence, because Mike Pence is an empty vessel who could be replaced in a day and nobody would know the difference whereas it would take a week or so to train a new Geddy Lee.
But Pence must understand that he is coming off as thinking he is better than other people, and surely he is doing this on purpose, because his supporters are self-flagellating shit kicking retards who thought Obama was elitist because he knew words well.
Imagine if he had flouted the protocol to protect from a pandemic, although, as everyone knows, old white guys are immune to taxes and deadly diseases.
“Part of our protocol for ensuring your safety is to require all patients, visitors and staff to wear a face covering or mask while at Mayo Clinic to guard against transmission of COVID-19. If a patient or visitor does not have a mask, Mayo Clinic will provide one.”
Okay, well, why didn’t you make him wear a mask then? It’s not like Mike Pence is a celebrity. It’s Mike Pence. Who gives a shit. Are you going to let Cory Feldman show up and jizz all over the respirators? What’s next?
The Mayo Clinic confirmed that Pence knew he was supposed to wear a mask and in fact tweeted this and then deleted it, proving my long held theory that the Mayo Clinic is run by a 16 year old named Allie whose previous job was getting yelled at by drunken Armenians at the Caesar’s Palace concierge stand.
“Mayo Clinic had informed @VP of the masking policy prior to his arrival today.”
God forbid you enforce it. If that’s your stance then next time I’m showing up without pants, so long as there are zero repercussions.
Amidst criticism, Pence offered an idiotic response, since he is an idiot who just happened to be a shameless tobacco whore prior to becoming Vice President. Also, his dick looks like a bar of Dove soap.
“As Vice President of the United States I’m tested for the coronavirus on a regular basis, and everyone who is around me is tested for the coronavirus. And since I don’t have the coronavirus, I thought it’d be a good opportunity for me to be here, to be able to speak to these researchers these incredible healthcare personnel and look them in the eye and say thank you.”
So you’re boasting about getting tested while there is simultaneously a test shortage and your administration is claiming that it’s not their job to procure tests? Solid move Casper, although, to be fair, your supporters are going to love that you once again come off as better than them, since your house has walls.
Also, to state the obvious, THE MASKS DON’T COVER YOUR EYES YOU DUMB FUCK. You can wear a face mask and still look someone in the eyes, even while you blow them in a Cracker Barrel bathroom stall like you did in your heyday.
Trump, whose blood pumps Popeye’s canola oil, echoed Pence’s elitist stance – telling people to wear masks but insisting he’s too good to wear one himself.
That’s like telling people to go “back to work”, when you work from home. Or to go back where they came from, when they were born here. Or that you’re a billionaire when you’re actually a little debtor bitch who is doing illegal business with Deutsche Bank because you have been blackmailed more times than Frank Sinatra.
“I don’t think I’m going to be doing it. Wearing a face mask as I greet presidents, prime ministers, dictators, kings, queens – I just don’t see it.”
What about herpetic porn stars or your hooker wife? You’re telling me Melania has never gone down on a plutocrat while they dined on a bowl of bat nest soup? Go fuck yourself.
All in all, it’s clear that Mike Pence is setting a bad example for America. He’s a born again evangelical anti-gay homosexual corrupt homosexual. Don’t believe me? He owns a rabbit named Marlon Brando. Also, he looks like he drinks bathwater.
Also, the mask thing. That doesn’t help. But, if you support him, know that he thinks he’s better than you. I guess he is.
But just barely.