Was I the only person slightly sickened by Stormy Daniels getting a raucous ovation while making a cameo on Saturday Night Live last week? I also find it problematic that certain media entities are willing to masquerade under the pretense that Stormy Daniels is a credible person whose story should be believed.
These mainstream corporate media outlets even refer to her as Stormy Daniels in their coverage. That’s not her real name. That isn’t the name on the lawsuit against Donald Trump. If Larry the Cable Guy had somehow inserted himself into a national media discussion would CNN call him Larry the Cable Guy, or Dan Whitney? At this point I don’t even know the answer, but this sensationalism proves how corny and far gone these networks have become.
In fact, they even went so far as to treat Donald Trump as a legitimate presidential candidate long before he was one, giving him endless coverage and legitimizing him to his mouth breathing fans, thereby paving a path to victory. CNN is not anti-Trump. They are pro-ratings. Trump being a seventy year old reality TV show guy (an endeavor which is embarrassing enough for a man in his twenties), provided CNN the content they needed. He used them, and they used him. I believe Trump is too ignorant to grasp this, as for the higher ups at CNN, I have no way of knowing their intentions, if they conspired in some way, if they are nihilists, if they were duped, I don’t know.
Donald Trump is a disgusting and pathetic man. He might actually be the worst person in the world. Sure, that’s a tough line to swallow, given that the world is full of serial killers and ruthless dictators who imprison journalists and assassinate their political opponents. Like Vladimir Putin, whom Trump publicly fellates. It’s likely because Putin has incriminating information regarding Trump and is essentially blackmailing him to make Trump his bitch. It’s working out well for him.
I know what you’re thinking: Matt, if Vladimir Putin is a ruthless dictator who has conspired to make Donald Trump act on his own behalf because he has in his possession a video of Trump participating in some sort of urine fetish, along with a paper trail of his illegal financial dealings, wouldn’t that make Putin worse than Trump?
Maybe. But there’s something to be said for attitude. Think about the Batman villains. The Joker. Two Face. The Riddler. They’re inherently evil people, but they have interesting and fun personalities. They’re all very self aware. Trump is the opposite of self aware and his personality is toxic. He’s squandered his father’s money on vanity projects and, I think, earnestly believes that he is an accomplished man. Even serial killers likely have a few moments of remorse when they off their next seventeen year old crack whore. Trump appears to lack this capacity. Also, Putin, The Joker, and the serial killer guy all have some form of dignity. Some twisted notion that they are somehow acting for society’s benefit. Trump does not. For this reason, I think he is the worst person in the world. In a subtle way. Like how Daniel Day Lewis is the best actor in the world.
The reason Stormy Daniels’ ovation on Saturday Night Live bothered me is that I think she is basically a female Trump. They look the same, like brother and sister, and each accentuates their appearance in an ostentatious way, her with the disgusting hard plastic dumbo tits and he with the bizarre hair replacements and hair dye and spray tan and boxy suits.
Apart from the physical similarities, both of them appear to lack any sort of human decency. She also once ran for office.
Stormy Daniels is not a hero, or a badass, or a credible human being. The notion that there are strong, sane, independent women out there participating in the porn industry is a complete and utter myth. You might like it to be true, but that doesn’t make it true. These people suffer from a myriad of psychological issues. In her case, it appears she is a sociopath. She’s also clearly heavily addicted to opioids, as evidenced by her 60 Minutes interview in which her pupils were dilated to the size of bowling balls. Following the interview, when normal people remarked upon this, her shitty lawyer issued a statement that she’d taken a Benadryl. If you believe that, you likely voted for Trump.
Here is what Stormy Daniels did: Over ten years ago she began hanging out with disgusting businessmen such as Donald Trump and his friends. She almost certainly had sex with many of them in exchange for money or prizes. Ten years ago someone, maybe Trump or one of his associates, flew her to Florida and she had consensual sex with Donald Trump, which makes her a filthy pig by proxy, based on how physically and mentally awful Donald Trump is. Both of them were married at the time.
After having sex with Trump, she failed at lobbying him to become a cast member on The Apprentice, having felt that she was deserving of some special favor. Trump shot this down, which likely pissed her off, being an entitled whore and all. As the years went by and Trump rose to political fame, she attempted on several occasions to sell her story to various tabloid publications, even though there wasn’t much of a story. Two gross people fucked.
In October of 2016 she was paid $130,000 of Trump’s campaign funds to not discuss the time they had sex. She gladly accepted this money. Once Trump became the president, she figured her story was worth more than $130,000 so she went back on her word and began discussing it with anyone who would listen. This violated a legal agreement that she signed off on and proved that she had zero integrity as a human being.
In order to justify violating her signed agreement, she claims that she was threatened by a mysterious thug in a parking lot to stop talking about it or he would exert harm on her infant daughter. This is possibly true, but almost certainly bullshit. She gave a description of the man, which looks exactly like her husband who is some creepy porn guy. Like Trump, this is her third spouse. She was briefly jailed for committing domestic violence against her previous husband because he fucked up the laundry. She’s a real winner.
So, like Trump, her word means nothing and she has no credibility. Like Trump, she is an opportunist with no moral compass and a serious personality disorder. She shouldn’t be celebrated just because she’s going after Trump in the same way that Trump goes after other people.
She’s gross, so please hold your applause, liberal fucktards.