“It has not been easy for me. And you know I started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.”
That’s a direct quote from Donald Trump, at a town hall event, on October 26th, 2015. It’s also, to put it politely, an egregious lie. His father actually gave him, in today’s dollars, $413 MILLION dollars.
This isn’t fake news. It’s based on his family’s own documents. It’s real news. Your life is fake news. I bet you won’t read the document proving this to be the case. Because you don’t read. Because you’re stupid.
Now, while you’re eating something with way too many carbs, as your mediocre ass children are walking around your mold-ridden garbage ass house smelling like shit, you’ll shrug off this information, because it doesn’t fit the narrative which Donald Trump, your cult leader, has set up.
Yeah, so what if his entire narrative of his life is not only a lie, but more or less the polar opposite of what he has consistently proselytized on, he’s a successful businessman.
NO, HE ISN’T. YOU FUCKING RETARD.
Trump, being a vein, ignorant, repulsive, spray tanned, fucked up hair that if you don’t make fun of it you are not a human being, entitled waspy piece of shit, took that $413 million dollars and turned into debt for his own vanity projects.
He wanted to see his name on buildings.
It is almost astoundingly difficult to be entrusted with this type of money and not turn a profit. You actually have to be a fucking moron to accomplish this feat. Trump could have simply put this money into a zero-risk account which accrued interest and he’d be better off than he is now.
But he wanted to play a rich guy on TV.
This afforded him the opportunity to bang a few skanky models who, if you were to have breakfast with them, might make you vomit.
He’s a pathetic man…
… and so are you.
This is why he won’t show his tax returns, by the way. But, he doesn’t have to anymore. You could simply read the documents that were discovered and easily, and I mean easily, verify that his entire life is a lie.
But you won’t.
Because you like Donald Trump because you want to be Donald Trump.
And Donald Trump is a piece of shit.
There’s a reason you didn’t get $413 million dollars from your dad.
It’s because people like Donald Trump don’t want you to.
To be fair, Donald Trump hasn’t really thought about this very much.
Because he’s a vapid fucking idiot with a limited vocabulary, and he also looks like a clown.
If you’re someone who votes Republican, meaning you look like someone who is trying to look masculine in public by wearing Oakleys and a sports jersey, or if you’re a woman, having disgusting hard fake tits and posting photos of yourself shooting a gun on Facebook, in a pathetic attempt to fit in with the dude wearing Oakleys, who is, by the way, just a much shittier version of Donald Trump, then you’re probably repeating the Republican party’s inanely retarded talking points and pretending they’re your own opinions.
Remember a few years ago how nearly every Republican candidate running for major office had a serious axe to grind with the gay community, and how they really made it a point to oppose gay marriage?
Well, if you cared about gay marriage either way, you’re a total fucking loser, and if you vehemently opposed it, you’re a gay man.
Gay marriage was legalized by the supreme court, and I haven’t heard a word about it since. The world hasn’t crumbled, and your shitty kids are still riding with you to their shitty school, while you’re listening to Drake while thinking you’re a “cool” mom or dad, which you most certainly ARE NOT, and nothing has changed.
It was a huge problem a few years ago, and now it’s not.
And because you’re an intellectually lazy and flabby piece of shit, you haven’t voiced your opinion on the matter since, even though your pastor made things really uncomfortable at your barbecue, which featured mostly hot dogs, because they’re cheap, as is your opinion.
But now, immigration is the new thing.
MEXICANS ARE THE NEW GAY.
And you’ve got some pedestrian opinions on this issue, for now.
Until it becomes widely acknowledged that you’re actively participating in casual populist bigotry.
Then, you will soften your stance and throw on a humane veil.
Because you believe in nothing.
You’re easily sculpted.
I bet you’ve already forgot about the lie Trump told about being self made.
Because you’re a stupid piece of shit.
Like Donald Trump.
And if you bring up Hillary Clinton as a non-sequitur one more time I legit might punch you in the face.