I haven’t heard a single peep from the MAGA hat sporting, oxygen tank toting, Carl’s Jr breakfast sandwich addicted, diabetic, Paul Mall smoking, intellectually bankrupt, anti-socialism crowd complaining about a massive COVID-19 stimulus package that would give them all twelve hundred dollars.
It seems just a month ago they were attending rallies where their orange basted insane clown Presidential idol was generating boos and strong jeers from those athletic enough to properly project their voices, with the mere mention of the word socialism, in regards to Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren.
Granted, Trump sycophants are worthless wastes of filthy white Spalding sneakers and don’t understand what socialism means, hence they often support the Affordable Care Act and not ObamaCare, the same way they support Taylor Swift but don’t really trust Beyonce, and one of their favorite subjects is how they love Coke but hate Pepsi, or perhaps it’s the other way around, who gives a fuck.
The particulars of this stimulus package don’t need to be mentioned here – it’s a vast corporate bailout which will only increase the plight of lower and middle class Americans, but they are hugely unaware of this, much like the concepts of floss, interval training, and spousal intercourse.
The reason I haven’t heard any of them complain about this unprecedented act of overt socialism, outside of them not understanding what the word means, is that they want the aforementioned twelve hundred dollars that would go to any American making less than $75,000, which means every single Trump supporter in America not counting those who work for the Trump administration.
This would appear to be a baldfaced instance of hypocrisy. Not one resident of Texarkana, Disneyworld Parking Lot, East Covina, Little Scots-Irishtown, Target Practice, Wisconsin, or anyone, anywhere, in one of their stupid ass hats is booing this stimulus package, even though it should be booed.
Instead, they seem to think this is a time to “come together” as a country. No shit, that’s the whole point of socialism, you fucking ratty La-Z-Boy dwelling loser fucktards, and fix that hole in your drywall one of these days.
Oh, right, it’s cool when you need some money, just not, say, the people across town.
To reiterate something that Trump supporters, who routinely use packets of Kraft powdered cheese as a cosmetic foundation, are incapable of understanding, is that this administration has been taking as much as it possibly can from you, and if someone wants to offer you free college tuition, you could actually do a lot worse.
Paradoxically, if you went to college, you would no longer be a Trump supporter. Interesting how Republicans are the only party consistently fighting to suppress the public education budget – because they’re dependent on people who think Disturbed wrote The Sound of Silence.
The fluidity of these people’s opinions cannot be overstated, and in fact are molded daily to suit whatever narrative their buffoon of a president, who had to pay for his wife, deems worthy.
I just thought this should have been mentioned, maybe on Fox News or failing that by your podiatrist or by all of the people at work who hate you, which is all of them.