People who Look Like Turtles Part II 2

I am not a conspiracy theorist, however I am pretty sure that the following people are just turtles who learned how to walk.

Jason Terry is a great shooter and former Sixth Man of the Year. Turtle.

Actor Rick Moranis retired from acting long ago to raise his children. They are probably turtle children, because he is a turtle.

Comedian Dave Attell has been a turtle since ’94.

Wallace Shawn, has starred in The Princess Bride as well as several other films. He is a fantastic actor. He primarily plays the rolls of turtles.

I mean…

Mitch McConnell is a douchebag who represents all of the turtles in Kentucky as a member of the U.S. Senate.

Mark Zuckerberg is a turtle. Perhaps that’s why he doesn’t respect privacy laws – since he grew up in a fish tank surrounded my several other turtles.

Michael Cera is a very sheepish turtle.