You Can Now Give AIDS To Folks In California More Easily

You Can Now Give AIDS To Folks In California More Easily
It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for. State Bill 239 has been signed into law by California Governor Jerry Brown, which no longer makes it a felony to knowingly expose someone to HIV. That is now a misdemeanor, the same category of crime reserved for DUIs, public intoxication, and disorderly conduct. If you’re someone ...

How To Tell If You’re An Idiot (Donald Trump)

How To Tell If You're An Idiot (Donald Trump)
It has recently come to light, through interviews with people who work or have worked closely with Donald Trump, that they all consider him to be, as Rupert Murdoch put it, “a fucking idiot.” Excerpts of the book Fire and Fury by Michael Wolff have already been published in New York Magazine, and the book ...

Desperate Millennials Now Trolling Trolls

Desperate Millennials Now Trolling Trolls
I have noticed people on social media are now trolling other trolls. The goal is for them to be trolled back and then complain that someone was really mean to them. Perhaps they will take a screenshot of some troll’s rude comment to them, omitting the fact that they initially sought out a reaction, maybe by ...

Top Ten Pickup Lines For 2018

Top Ten Pickup Lines For 2018
If you are a dude and work in an office environment or any position where you have coworkers you are totally hating your life right now because you’re about one eyebrow raise away from being fired for sexual harassment. Your company doesn’t care whether or not your explanation is valid. An accusation from the intern ...

Al Franken and Democrat Martyrdome

Al Franken and Democrat Martyrdome
Last week 32 of the 46 Democrats in the Senate called for Al Franken to resign his seat following allegations of groping women and other improprieties, and he complied, but also made it a point to look really butt hurt. The allegations are as follows: Eleven years ago, before he was elected to the Senate, ...

Matt Lauer Finally Deserving Of A Remark

Matt Lauer Finally Deserving Of A Remark
Matt Lauer. Up until a few days ago the mention of that name, for the average American, inspired an almost remarkable non-reaction. Maybe that half second feeling you get when you hold a glass under an ice dispenser. Do you need ice in your water? Sure, why not. Although, you could certainly do without it. ...

Dudes Have To Put Up With A Lot Of Shit Too

Dudes Have To Put Up With A Lot Of Shit Too
It def blows that you had to watch Harvey Weinstein jerk off into a potted plant, and that’s not cool at all. However, and I realize this is an unpopular opinion, if I had a choice between overhearing inappropriate jokes at my cushy studio gig or dealing with a lot of the shit I’ve had ...

Opinon: Stop Serving Lamar Odom Booze

Opinon: Stop Serving Lamar Odom Booze
After Lamar Odom was seen collapsing while out for a night of drinking at Bootsy Bellows nightclub on the Sunset Strip I had a novel idea: maybe if you own or manage a bar, don’t give Lamar Odom any alcohol. This is for the both of your benefit. First of all he could easily die ...

Hillary Clinton And Donald Trump Must Get Married

Hillary Clinton And Donald Trump Must Get Married
There has never been a stronger political divide in the history of America. You’re either firmly on the left or firmly on the right. There is no room for thought or reason anymore. Whatever you believe will be confirmed by FOX or MSNBC or Facebook or Twitter. Donald Trump is obviously corrupt. It appears his ...

Weinstein is a Bad Guy, Child Rapists No Comment

Weinstein is a Bad Guy, Child Rapists No Comment
In light of the Harvey Weinstein saga, it may behoove us to recap the career of Victor Salva for some perspective. He is a man who has found steady work in Hollywood as a director. A brief history: In 1989, while on the set of his first feature length film entitled Clownhouse, Victor Silva recorded video ...