People who Look Like Turtles Part I 2

I’ve noticed recently that a lot of people strongly resemble turtles – and may in fact just be turtles who have learned how to walk. While I respect their privacy – and I must say that all of these turtles are successful and respectable people – I feel the need to inform the public that they are turtles.

Curb Your Enthusiasm is my favorite show ever. Larry David created and stars in it. He is a turtle.

Spike Lee’s documentary on Hurricane Katrina is something everyone should watch. He is a turtle.

Pau Gasol is one of the best centers in the NBA. Turtle.

I always found Scottie Pippen to be overrated. But I’m sure he’s a good guy. And a turtle.

Chuck Martin is one of the best comedians in the business, as well as an accomplished writer. He is also a turtle.

Obv.

Paul Pierce is one of my favorite NBA players, and favorite turtles.