The Onion Embeds Hillary Clinton Bias, Suddenly Dies

The Onion Embeds Hillary Clinton Bias, Suddenly Dies
The Onion used to be a witty and sometimes poignant satirical publication, that is until it was purchased by Spanish language network Univision last month and things suddenly went awry. They recently published an article ostensibly satirizing people who don’t find Hillary Clinton “Inspiring” and go on to point out that she’s had a distinguished ...

Is The Race Issue Becoming Black And White?

Is The Race Issue Becoming Black And White?
I should start this off by acknowledging the obvious, that I’m super fucking white. I’m the color of a bottle of lotion. I’m whiter than mayonnaise on a croissant. That being said, growing up on the outskirts of nowhere, I also think I’m blacker than, say, the closet homosexual Scientologist Will Smith, and definitely his ...

Ashley Graham Thickens Up The Swimsuit Issue

Ashley Graham Thickens Up The Swimsuit Issue
Plus Size model Ashley Graham was named one of the three cover girls of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in what has been characterized by Ashley Graham and six other women as a watershed moment in allowing heavier women to gain acceptance in a space historically reserved for thinner ones. When this was announced, thin former ...

Why Martin Shkreli Is Gangster

Why Martin Shkreli Is Gangster
Martin Shkreli is the cartoonishly evil capitalist who started a business which bought licenses for drugs with expired patents, and famously raised the price of one from $13 a pill to $750 per pill, which allowed him the disposable income to do what is called #ballin’. While #ballin’ Shkreli bought an album recorded by the Wu-Tang Clan ...

The Editor Of The Huffington Post Doesn’t Read Books Written By White People

The Editor Of The Huffington Post Doesn't Read Books Written By White People
Chloe Angyal is the Senior Front Page Editor at The Huffington Post. She recently wrote a piece, conspicuously published on The Huffington Post, titled “I Decided Not To Read Books By White Authors For A Year. Conservatives Lost Their Damn Minds.” She briefly explains how whites are overrepresented in the literary world in general and in ...

Is Being Gay A Big Deal Or Not?

Is Being Gay A Big Deal Or Not?
          Pick one because it can’t be both. When the supreme court legalized gay marriage I celebrated, but it was a bit hampered. I knew the religious right egged into rabid ignorance by the Koch PACs would find some other issue to latch onto and generally rain on the parade of ...

Enjoying Some Pool Lounging Cop Killer Ambiance

Enjoying Some Pool Lounging Cop Killer Ambiance
I was at the Hilton Waikoloa’s pool in Hawaii hanging out, enjoying a fourteen dollar gas station sandwich and listening to a local musician perform covers of American pop music with a distinctive island twist, meaning tunes by Slipknot and Ariana Grande come out sounding exactly the same. Having visited Hawaii many times I’m quite sure the guy ...

Merry Christmas, Assholes. 2

It’s hard to gauge a sense of right and wrong in an increasingly partisan United States of America. Everyone seems to feel superior to some other group. It’s possible anyone who is deeply partisan is inherently wrong. Republicans are up front and slightly more bullish about their adherence to corporate welfare and class warfare. Democrats ...

Why Ronda Rousey Should Be Dead To You Too

Why Ronda Rousey Should Be Dead To You Too
Ronda Rousey has a lot of balls. It takes balls to compete in the World Judo Championships and win. It takes balls to walk into a cage and try to maim some psycho with nothing to lose who hasn’t yet coped with childhood abuse and just wants to hurt somebody to make the voices stop. ...

Clothes Don’t Make The Man, Or Woman

Clothes Don't Make The Man, Or Woman
It occurred to me recently that I rarely see transgendered women (a woman who was born a man and became a woman) wearing gender neutral clothing. That doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen, maybe I just don’t notice. Yet I wonder to what extent a person’s gender identity is determined by their clothing, or how clothing really matters ...
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