Still unclear how some douchebag teenagers captured the national spotlight at a moment when the President of the United States is an unhinged Russian agent.
People say you shouldn’t call teenage kids douchebags. No? Well I’m not marching into your creepy all-boys school in Kentucky and calling you all out, you marched on Washington, for attention, wearing stupid red hats which are a symbol of racism, and which only exist because your cult leader couldn’t keep his fake hair from blowing off on a runway.
You wanted attention, here is is.
Make America Great Again.
Like before we had Civil Rights laws? Or what do you mean? Kidding, I know you’ve never thought about it, because you’re fucking retards.
Of course these kids are douchebags. They’ll be college Republican douchebags in a year, and then they’ll be creepy conservative douchebags until they’re dead.
It’s not their fault, they’re being raised by other, older creepy douchebags.
Here’s the problem with the Pro-Life crowd in this country: The more you’re against killing the unborn, the more you’re in favor of killing the born, meaning, human beings.
(Also if you really believe life starts at conception, tack on nine months to your age. I’ll pause for eight minutes while you do the math.)
Pro-Life Americans are disproportionately in favor of the death penalty.
Lol.
They’re also far less compassionate toward the disadvantaged in this country.
Less likely to be sympathetic to the plight of immigrants and minorities.
When the cops choke out a black guy, Pro-Life Americans are far more likely to side with the cops.
Lol.
Oh, yeah, those douchebag teenagers were just being kids, they’re Pro-Life because they’re being raised in a conservative Catholic cult-like atmosphere.
They’re a product of their environment.
So is the black dude standing on the corner on 45th and Vernon, but you don’t care about that guy.
You care about someone who’s never been born.
You don’t care about the Mexican immigrant who cooks your orange chicken.
You don’t care about refugees from war torn countries.
You don’t care about people who practice other religions.
The people you care about are theoretical, not actual, extant people.
Why is this?
Because you’re a bunch of lazy cunts and it’s an easy thing to say.
It takes minimal effort to attend a Pro-Life gathering once a year than it does to treat other people decently on a day to day basis.
Keep in mind, Trump was a fetus once.
We could have avoided all of these stupid hats.
Please fuck off, with your hypocritical horse shit and hollow, simplified, holier-than-thou talking points.
Sincerely,
Matt Ralston