ESPN’s Cute Sexism Double Standard

ESPN's Cute Sexism Double Standard
“Every Wednesday, we celebrate the more responsible, more mature, more intelligent, and all around superior gender of our species – the women, on Women Crush Wednesdays.” That rather obnoxious statement was said on the television show and podcast Jalen and Jacoby by co-host David Jacoby. The show’s format entails Jacoby and former NBA player Jalen ...

Update, and The Funniest Thing I Have Ever Seen

Update, and The Funniest Thing I Have Ever Seen
First, an update to my loyal readers: I am currently working on a few big stories which will be published on this site in the coming weeks, so I haven’t had time to post as much recently. Once I get those out I will start posting more frequently, so you’ll want to check the site every ...

Ghetto Cowboy Was A Game Changer

Ghetto Cowboy Was A Game Changer
If you’re not familiar with the song Ghetto Cowboy, by the group Mo Thugs, which was an offshoot of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, you may as well put a shotgun to your head right now. I suppose you haven’t seen Gone With The Wind either? Because I haven’t. Ghetto Cowboy is a narrative driven rap song in which several ...

The ESPY’s Pat Tillman Award Could Be Missing The Mark 1

The ESPY's Pat Tillman Award Could Be Missing The Mark
If you’re not completely ridden with diabetes you might question why the ESPY’s exist. Why do we need an award show for sports? We already have an award show for sports. It’s called the trophy presentation, and it’s televised directly after you beat everyone else at your sport. This isn’t the movies. It’s not subjective. ...

The Chris Paul Clippers Really Were America’s Team

The Chris Paul Clippers Really Were America's Team
They say the Dallas Cowboys are America’s Team, but I disagree. No team in the history of sports ever further embodied its concurrent America than the uber entitled, underachieving, constantly bitching Doc Rivers and Chris Paul era Los Angeles Clippers. The Cowboys were first labeled America’s Team in the late 70’s by a guy named ...

The Guy From Linkin Park Has An Undiagnosed Pathology

The Guy From Linkin Park Has An Undiagnosed Pathology
When Linkin Park first hit the heavily contrived airwaves I was sixteen years old. I remember thinking, why are these Fresno meth dealers on the radio? This was a strange time in pop music. Limp Bizkit was big. Korn. Puddle of Mudd. Nickelback. The entire movement could be best described as You’re Friend’s Shitty Cousins, who ...

Warren Buffet’s Act Not Adding Up

Warren Buffet's Act Not Adding Up
If Warren Buffet actually still lives in the 6,500 square foot central Omaha house that he bought in 1958 despite being worth 76 billion dollars, as the occasional puff piece hammers home, then I have a question: Why has somebody not broken into Warren Buffet’s humble abode and held him for a billion dollar ransom? ...

Why I Am Hating On Kevin Durant 6

Why I Am Hating On Kevin Durant
Kevin Durant joining the Golden State Warriors and subsequently winning a Championship bothered me. A lot. If you’re one of those simple people who thinks proclaiming two syllables of mom slang can parachute you out of a discussion, you will say to me, You’re just being a Hater. And then your face bill go blank ...

Tiger Woods And The Prescription Drug Patriarchy

Tiger Woods And The Prescription Drug Patriarchy
Tiger Woods issued a statement taking great pains to explain that he wasn’t drunk when he was found asleep in his smashed up car on the freeway. Well, that’s a relief. I would hate to think people under the influence of a drug strong enough to induce a mini coma were under the influence of alcohol. ...

What The Eskimos Can Teach Us About PC Culture 2

What The Eskimos Can Teach Us About PC Culture
A lot of my friends growing up were Eskimos. There aren’t a lot of people who can say that. I realize the term Eskimo has recently come under fire, as I have experienced first hand by a lot of heroic white people who have never met an Eskimo informing me that they prefer to be called Inuits now. ...