I don’t mean the people of San Diego, I like them, mostly. I like 80’s cover bands and steroids and dated tattoos and blaming unprovoked physical assault on the PTSD you sustained while watching South Park in your sprawling colonial emcampment while never being deployed. I like white people. The kind who smile at you ...

It’s become fashionable for Fox News pundits to dismiss progressive people as “living in a bubble.” Like most everything else on Fox News, this is idiotic. The “bubble” is supposed to symbolize an isolated community full of entitled ill-informed individuals who know nothing about life in America outside of their little circle of abortion having ...

“It has not been easy for me. And you know I started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.” That’s a direct quote from Donald Trump, at a town hall event, on October 26th, 2015. It’s also, to put it politely, an egregious lie. His father actually gave ...

Elizabeth Warren just released her DNA results. It turns out she has some Native American ancestry dating back 6-10 generations, making her somewhere between 1/64th and 1/1024th Native American. Hmm. Contrary to popular belief, Warren didn’t claim minority status in her college applications. She did claim she was a minority in a commonly referenced directory ...

I’ve long suspected Elon Musk of being a total fraud and I think we’re at the point that this can be confirmed. He’s a cult of personality, and a self-promoter. He talks a big game. But, there is zero evidence on record of him being a genius in any way. I think of him as ...

I travelled to the Big Island of Hawaii twice in the past few months, during the time its Kilauea volcano was erupting and CNN was live streaming the geyser of molten lava spewing up from the ground, when salacious headlines like Peril in Hawaii were exceedingly common. As you would imagine, these media outlets offered ...

If you’re still a Trump supporter at this point you either lack the capacity for critical thought or have been brainwashed by Fox News into firm denial in the face of the facts. A lot of this is pride and ego. The President of the United States is publicly kissing the ass of Vladimir Putin. ...

I never understood the old-timey trope regarding the Hot Nurse. I’m pretty sure it originated during the first and especially the second world war, when domestic women dropped everything and enlisted themselves to do whatever they could to help out the cause. This entailed listening to some inured jackass talk endlessly about himself whilst pretending ...

Hillary. In a word, that’s what Trump supporters are saying about the Manafort trial when you bring up the fact that Donald Trump’s former campaign chairman is on trial for conspiracy against the United States, for failing to register himself as a foreign agent, and for money laundering. The money he was laundering was paid ...