Harambe Was Not Your Boyfriend

Harambe Was Not Your Boyfriend
I’ve seen this photo plastered all over social media intimating the slaying of the noble giant Harambe. It reminds me of that super creepy Burt Reynolds pic where he’s laying naked on the bear rug. Who’s this gorilla playing third base for, I’m confused. Harambe didn’t pose for this photo, he was thinking about raping whoever took ...

Talking About Gender Pay Gap Equals Privilege

Talking About Gender Pay Gap Equals Privilege
If women want to earn as much money as men then people are going to stop having sex and reproducing. This seems to be the trend and perhaps exactly what the upper middle class pant suit crowd has in mind. Women don’t earn 77 cents on the dollar, as Obama claims. Obama is much smarter than ...

Trump’s Wife and the Harsh Truth

Trump's Wife and the Harsh Truth
“He’s not Hitler. He wants to help America… Even with the Muslims, it’s temporary.” – Melania Trump interviewed in DuJour magazine. Most models aren’t very bright. It’s because they don’t have to be. Melania Trump has a comfortable life. It’s tied directly to her willingness to suffer through having sex with Donald Trump, which if you really ...

Barry Bonds N Bomb Situation Raises So Many Questions 2

Barry Bonds N Bomb Situation Raises So Many Questions
This Barry Bonds Brentwood prep school N-bomb development is a veritable cornucopia of convoluted conflict, intertangling privilege and race and standing them all on their heads and lashing them with the whip of irony. For those unaware, Barry Bonds’ daughter attends a $27,000 a year prep school in Brentwood. Video recently surfaced of a bunch of ...

The Teams God Actually Roots For

The Teams God Actually Roots For
God doesn’t favor one team over the other as athletes often proclaim. He doesn’t care whether or not you caught the ball, he has wars to justify. Unless of course, he did care… Here are the teams God actually roots for! It seems tempting to think God would prefer underdogs but that’s not the case. The poorest people ...

Prince’s Gay Appropriation Under Discussed

Prince's Gay Appropriation Under Discussed
I always thought it was in poor taste for Prince to have voiced his opposition to same sex marriage, when it appeared clear as night he was a gay guy. This assertion led me to be chastised, as many people wanted it to be known to me that Prince was straight, incredibly straight, to the ...

ESPN Fails At Feminism 2

ESPN Fails At Feminism
The only research on the subject shows men are harassed online much more often than women. The sole lesson I can glean from ESPN’s corporate exploitation of the feminist trend is that women are weaker than men, emotionally, because instead of brushing off mean tweets, they cry about it. Or worse, appear on placating video segments ...

Bieber’s Love Yourself Raises Questions 8

Bieber's Love Yourself Raises Questions
I’ve had the displeasure of listening to this stupid ass song on multiple occasions because I put it on my playlist. There’s actually a formula behind the music played on corporate radio. I know what you’re thinking: Wouldn’t having an inherent formula mean that said music is the opposite of art? Yes! Maybe that’s why he’s ...

The Terms Liberal And Conservative Mean Nothing 2

The Terms Liberal And Conservative Mean Nothing
The guys who run Westinghouse and Fox literally sit around and laugh at people who identify as Democrats or Republicans. While they smoke cigars and the caterers clean up. It’s always been the objective. With some notable exceptions, people with money appoint politicians. When that’s not the case, that person is referred to as an ...

Curt Schilling’s Meme Holds Troubling Weight

Curt Schilling's Meme Holds Troubling Weight
Curt Schilling was just fired for posting a meme. Ironically its general theme centered on the nastiness of the left and their tendency to demonize those who don’t immediately agree with them, which of course, isn’t a liberal mindset. The firing appeared to jibe with the right’s general sense of persecution by way of political correctness. ...
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