How Cool People Are By State Power Rankings 4

How Cool People Are By State Power Rankings
Some states produce cooler people than others, so I’m issuing the definitive official rankings on the subject. These are not rankings of the states themselves, simply the value of the people who come from each state. Starting from worst to best: 50. New York – These people are just annoying. Constant chatter about baseball and pizza. ...

Melania Trump Worked As A Prostitute 119

Melania Trump Worked As A Prostitute
Melania Trump used to be a hooker, I know this from firsthand experience. She is denying this. It’s already been proven that Melania Trump is a liar. She lied about having graduated from college, which was a laughable claim as if models know how to read. She also plagiarized Michelle Obama’s speech and lied about ...

Derrick Gordon Is Great At Entitlement

Derrick Gordon Is Great At Entitlement
According to Derrick Gordon, he didn’t get a fair chance at trying out for the NBA because he’s gay. He forgot the part where he’s not good enough. If Ben Simmons had released a sex tape of himself getting barebacked by Charlie Sheen the week before the draft he’d have still been selected in the top ...

The Case Against Women’s Sports 3

The Case Against Women's Sports
A good friend of mine recently proclaimed Serena Williams ‘One of the greatest Athletes of All Time’, to which I clarified, um, *female athletes. One of the Greatest Female Athletes of All Time. There’s no way Serena Williams could be one of the greatest athletes of all time because there are currently several people who ...

It’s Not Sexist To Say Hillary Clinton’s Voice Is Shrill 1

It's Not Sexist To Say Hillary Clinton's Voice Is Shrill
Hillary Clinton’s voice is rough on the ears. Shrill would be another way of stating it. High pitched, piercing, grating, annoying. This is not a sexist statement. To suggest so would be a miscarriage of social justice. Take a recording of her and play it to a small child and they’ll recoil in fear and ...

Suicide Squad Seems Lazy 2

Suicide Squad Seems Lazy
I haven’t seen this Suicide Squad movie but it looks pretty terrible. The El Diablo character seems familiar. I remember reading an article about this meth addict with an eyeball tattoo who shot a cop in Anchorage Alaska a while back. Apparently the people in charge of production also browse salacious stories on the Daily Mail’s ...

Ismael Dejesus Scandal Has Legs 10

Ismael Dejesus Scandal Has Legs
As I wrote earlier, Ismael Dejesus is a guy who supposedly filmed the police shootout in Dallas and then called into CNN and walked Don Lemon through the footage and also offered a lengthy diatribe of his positions on terrorism and gun control for no apparent reason. The entire series of events seemed odd so I did ...

Who Is Ismael Dejesus? 1

Who Is Ismael Dejesus?
Ismael Dejesus filmed the infamous shootout scene during the Dallas shootings and then alerted CNN, where he described the events of the video on-air and then launched into an unsolicited and well articulated speech about how this was an act of terrorism and the police need to be better armed, and we need more gun ...

Kevin Durant Needs A Dad

Kevin Durant Needs A Dad
Kevin Durant’s dad left the family when he was an infant. Obviously. This is why you need a dad. Your dad tells you that when someone beats you, you get back up and fight harder. You don’t join the gang that beat you. That’s why we have gangs and wars and sing the national anthem ...

Calum McSwiggan’s Friends Wanted In 3

Calum McSwiggan's Friends Wanted In
It’s becoming apparent that Calum McSwiggans’ friends Melanie Murphy, Riyad Khalaf, and Doug Armstrong collaborated with him to perpetrate his fake hate crime in order to get material for their stupid ass Youtube channels. A quick refresher: Calum McSwiggan got drunk at a West Hollywood bar and said he was attacked by three men and ...
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